tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12260993595202586442024-03-13T08:40:19.522-04:00Fanfiction AnonymousWhere we do everything but help your addiction.Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-15304876627295179002011-09-07T10:20:00.000-04:002011-09-07T15:40:10.676-04:00A New Post?! Yes! Firefly In Summer- Breakdown<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Hey Mrs. Ficward, remember that time you and I made a fan fic blog because, we read so much fanfic we needed a place to talk about it, rec it and such?</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Ok its time to get back on it. I hope it lasts this time. Don't kill us if it dont.</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>The reason for this out of the blue post is because Mrs. Ficward and I have been reading this Fan Fic for a while now, you've may of heard of it: </strong></span><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672297/1/"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Firefly in Summer by primarycolors</strong></span></a><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>We started this story together, it is a WIP, IP..what ever you want to call it. <em>It's not complete.</em></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>The author updates on the regular every week, so if your not reading get on this shit, stop reading this post because its it going to have SPOILERS!</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Now if you are reading this story, you may or may not be confused as to what the hell is going on.</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Yesterday, and for about the past 10-15 updates I've been confused, thought the story would sort itself out, but in reality I was not paying attention and grasping some of the important stuff.</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>I turned to my trusty fan fic girls and was all WTFbbq is going on in this dang story? They to were confused also, so we spent the rest of the day sorting the story out, and I think I got it! </strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>I totally made a bullet point guide to this story...yes I'm a fucking dork...sue me!</strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;">*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS*****SPOILERS*****</span>SPOILERS*****<br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Firefly in Summer- Lets Break it on down....</strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Think of this story having 3.1 Edwards, and 2 Bellas. <span style="color: red;"> </span></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>The time takes place in 2009 part 1 (Edward #1 & Bella #1)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Then 2004 part 2 (Edward #1.2 & Bella #2)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Then 2004-2009 part2 (Edward #2 & Bella #2) then (Edward #3 and Bella #2)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chapters 1-15</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Edward #1</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Who is Edward #1?</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• We meet him 2009 part 1 in chapter one</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Knows Emmett (lost contact w/ Emmett when left for college)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Tanya is an Ex</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Worked in NY before moving to Summer side</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Sucky relationship w/ Dad</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Close relationship with Uncle</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Uncle Dies (Heart attack)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward inherits Uncles bar in Summer side</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Meets Bella #1 (Broken Bella)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Meets Dr. Shan (the time travel researcher)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Loses Bella</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">**************Stop here if you haven't read past chapter 15*************</span><br />
<strong><span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">End of chapter 15-32</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward #1 Time Travels to 2004 for HIS 2nd time</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• During this visit to 2004 he has ALL memories 2004-2009 part 1</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• During this visit Edward makes changes in 2004 that effect Bella, Rose, & Emmett (maybe Uncle)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> <span style="color: red;">Time travel is Edward #1 aka #1.2</span> in 2004 pt2 has to get to know this Bella (Bella#2)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Bella #2 is young, not Broken (Edward does not know this Bella)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Bella#2 does NOT know this Edward</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward#1.2 explains to Bella their future, his time travel, and gets to know her</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward#1.2 contacts Dr. Shan (meets up w/ him in Co.)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward is with Tanya—Dumps Tanya</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward #1.2 falls in love with Bella #2</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Bella #2 falls for Edward#1.2</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• They have sex</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• They learn that he needs to leave her and redo his time</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• It will take her 5 years to meet Edward again Edward WILL NOT REMEMBER HER during this 5 year hiatus</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#1.2 leaves Bella#2 </strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward #1.2 tells Uncle of the Sox, makes bet on his health</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#1.2 had argument with Rose about leaving Bella</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#1.2 Writes his self a letter about his own changes to make as he redoes 2004-2009 part 2</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#1.2 removes any physical memories of Bella #1 & Bella#2</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#1.2 goes to sleep</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Edward #2 is now redoing 2004 <span style="color: red;">(we the reader didnt read this Edward yet)</span></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> Edward#2 is has no knowledge of time travel</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> No Bella memory AT ALL</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> He is redoing 2004 via the Letter</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>At the End of Chapter 32 we meet Edward#3</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">CORRECTION!!! After tweeting with the author, I have to make a correction:</span><br />
<span style="color: red; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Edward#3 as ALL the memories</strong>, even the memory of meeting Young Bella.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Edward#3 (<em>who is now a combo Edward 1 & 2</em>)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#3 wakes up in 2009 part 2</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#3 has 2 sets of memories : Edward#1 (see above) and Edward#2 (we the reader does not know Edward#2)</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Edward#3 remembers <strike>only</strike> Bella#1 (Broken Bella) <span style="color: red;">AND Bella#2</span></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• <em>Edward#3 <strike>does not remember anything of what Edward#1.2 did</strike></em><strike>… no Co. No memory of Bella #2, falling for her, sex with her, Rose argument...none!</strike></strong></span><br />
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<span style="color: blue; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>The Letter</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>If Edward#2 followed the letter that Edward #1.2 wrote (did what it said make the changes form 2004-2009 part 1) then Present Edward aka Edward #3 should have the following:</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• He should be in Summer side right now writing</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Forgiven his father</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Will meet Bella…Bella#2 (around 22 y/o, not Broken, not the Bella#1 he knew)</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Arial;">* Edward #3 remembers Bella #2</span></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>• Bella #2 knows Edward #2 </strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><strong></strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Will Edward #3 get all that he told himself he wanted per the letter?</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Will Bella#2 come and find him?</strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>What did Edward#2 do or not do to make these changes?</strong></span><br />
<strong><br /></strong><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Does this help? Am I missing anything? Please chime in. </strong></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>I will perhaps update as the story goes on.</strong></span><br />
<strong><br /></strong><br />
<span style="color: magenta; font-family: "Helvetica Neue", Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>xoxo</strong></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta; font-family: Arial;">Robandi</span></strong>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-12233339540444616202010-10-27T07:52:00.000-04:002010-10-27T07:52:25.583-04:00<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="color: #cc0066; font-family: "Hawaii Lover"; font-size: 48pt;">First Annual
Fucktastic Fic Awards!</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Because we read SO
much fanfiction and are constantly asking each other “who’s your favorite
Edward.…?” Or saying “This story is in my top 5 all time fav’s!” we decided we
want to know what the rest of you are thinking.</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Below you will find
our snazzy categories. So tell us what’s yo fancy, baby.</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: Wingdings; font-size: 14pt;"><span>Ø<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Copy and past this
list into an email and give use <u>ONE</u> nomination per category.</span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">You can give us
nominees for all of the categories, or just a few. </span></b></div>
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stories must meet the requirement of their category.</span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">The story must have
been updated in 2010, and cannot be an EPIC fic.</span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Any couplings are
allowed (E/B – Em/R – Em/B – E/A etc…)</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 14pt;"><span>o<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Been posting for
more than one year</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 14pt;"><span>o<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">More than 50 chapters</span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 14pt;"><span>o<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Over 5k reviews </span></b></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 14pt;"><span>o<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Currently be
complete or IP.</span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Top 5 cumulative
nominees received by November 17<sup>th</sup> at midnight will go into the
finals.</span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Forward to <a href="mailto:ffanonymous7@gmail.com">ffanonymous7@gmail.com</a></span></b></div>
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</span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Please no smear
campaigns… this shit is supposed to be fun so don’t fuck it up!</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">Get it…? Got it…?
Good!</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">On to the categories…</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* All time EPIC fic
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic that you drop <i>everything</i> for – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic you clicked on
simply for the title itself –</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Most Lemony
goodness – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite Slash – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite Bella – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite Edward – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Teenward -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Tattward -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Emoward -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Doucheward -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Malewhoreward -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;"><span> </span>* Daddyward –</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite High
School fic – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite College
fic -</span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Made you bawl your
fucking eyes out – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Breakup that stuck
your heart in a blender – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Best Proposal (All
Couplings) - </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic that could
have been SEVERAL chapters shorter – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic that made you
want to, or actually, throw your computer – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Author you want to
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Favorite fic with
UNDER 500 reviews – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic that fell off
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Plot with the most
fuckery – </span></b></div>
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forget (EPIC fics are eligible) – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic you would love
to see published (EPIC fics are eligible) – </span></b></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: "Corbel","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt;">* Fic you wish had a
sequel (EPIC fics are eligible, must currently be complete) –</span></b></div>
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those nominees in by November 17<sup>th</sup>. Voting will begin November 27<sup>th</sup>.</span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0066; font-family: "Hawaii Lover"; font-size: 26pt;">Robandi - Mrs.Ficward</span></div>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-54258588810741711052010-10-06T21:59:00.002-04:002010-10-06T22:14:28.254-04:00Died and Gone to Heaven by DoUTrustMe<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Tallulah wraps her brand new car around a tree. She is in a
hospital bed, she sees God. Tallulah is hot for some Jesus daddy. </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
<i>"God?"</i><br />
<i>"Yes?"</i><br />
<i>"Do you have sex? With Mrs. God?"</i><br />
<i>"Not recently."</i><br />
<i>"You should."</i><br />
<i>"I'll take that under advisement."</i><br />
<i>I finally managed to pry one eye open.
"God?"</i><br />
<i>"Mm." God was leaning over facing away
from me checking some clear tubing on a pole.</i><br />
<i>"You have a nice ass, too."</i><br />
<i>God threw back his head and laughed as he walked
out of the hospital room.</i><br />
<br />
God tells her, her name is Bella, and thanks her for
her complement.<br />
Bella’s memory is gone. She can’t remember a thing.
She finds out that God, now called Dr. SexGod is her husband. Dr. SexGod is
delicious, she is happy that she gets to go home with his yummyness.<br />
<br />
This Fic is filled with many hysterical nick names
for Edward, and Edward’s body parts.<br />
“The Twins, The Item, Caption Cock, Love Boat are
just a few.<br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"What do I call
you?" I asked.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">He put his book down.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"What?”</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Besides Doctor
SexGod? Edward. Eddie. Ed. Teddy. Ted. The Cullenator? What do I usually call
you?"</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"It depends on
the circumstance."</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Oh?"</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"If you're upset
or serious you call me Edward. If you're happy and flirting you call me Edster.
Then there's the Edmeister, the Ed man, Edless Horseman, Big Ed, Mr. Ed, Doctor
Ed, Doctor Edper, Doctor Love ... "</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Okay, I get it.
I have a lot of names for you."</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"And then in the
heat of passion you call me Edward-ooooh."</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Eduardo?"</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"No. Oh, Edward,
oh, oh, Edward oh, Edward oh. Edward-ooooh," he demonstrated in a breathy
voice.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">I clamped my thighs
together.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Ooooh," I
responded cleverly.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"Kind of like
you just did there only breathier and louder and with Edward in front," he
explained politely and went back to his book.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
<br />
If you are interested to find out about 18</span><sup><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 7pt; line-height: 115%;">th</span></sup><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> Century Time Traveling Bare Naked Robbers, read this.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
If you are wondering what genetically engineered
super crotch moths have to do with Bella & Edward, run don’t walk to this
fic. <br />
You will also find out that Bella has all kinds of
diabolical plans to get Triple X aka Edward naked. Her plans are awesome,
even Sexward has some diabolical plans up his sleeve.<br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">So much for my evil,
diabolical plan. I'd been planning to serve him breakfast in bed wearing
nothing but an apron</span></i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">.</span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
</span><i><span style="font-family: "Verdana","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">X had his own bag of
tricks. They might even be better than mine. His plan was more diabolical. His
plan had also worked.</span></i><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
Five-Oh Papa Chuck graces us with this awesomesauce
presents<br />
<i>Charlie's mustache opened the front door of his
house and welcomed us in.</i><br />
You also get to meet Mama & Daddy Sex, and the
rest of the Cullen Family Sex. B wonders if the Cullen Family has access to a
fountain of youth—an elixir of immortality to stay young perfect and sexy. <br />
<br />
Bella finds her wedding video she watches over and
over to try to regain her memory. She wants to know all about her
husband. She knows she loves him, but she wants to know what made her
love him, what their relationship was like before her memory was lost.<br />
Edward is just awesome. He adds fun to
her crazy stories, and goes along with her nick names like “The Item.”
(Not to be confused with The Situation) He loves this girl, so much
that he wants to buy her a tank to drive so she won’t get hurt. He is patient
with her, he is kind, but he also loves the smexin as much as she.<br />
<br />
This all sounds off the hizzy don’t it? Yeah,
but this some genus writing here people. If you need some break from the
angst, waiting for some update, you should check this bad boy out. You
won’t be disappointed. Let us know what you think. Let DoUTrustMe
know what you think of her fuckery. You will laugh your ass off. I
promise.</span></div>
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</span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-77744505912491702162010-07-07T22:33:00.001-04:002010-07-07T22:33:22.087-04:00Wednesday HumpDay Pimpage! Robandi style :-)<span xmlns=''><p><span style='font-size:14pt'><strong>Say Hello, Wave Goodbye<br /></strong></span></p><p><a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5979914/7/'>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5979914/7/</a><br /> </p><p><em>Summary: Up and coming movie star Edward Cullen has a life-changing encounter at the premiere of his latest film. What will it mean for his career and for the women in his life? AH AU OOC. Rated M for language, content and adult situations.<br /></em></p><p>Love Brit Lit? Love Brit FF? Yes, but they are hard to come by. That's why when this story was rec'd by <em>SQIcedragon</em> via Twitter I was stoked to find that this story <strong><em>"Say Hello, Wave Goodbye"</em></strong> by <em>afoolishmortal</em> was in fact a Brit Lit Fan Fiction. <br /></p><p>This story is IP but its updated regularly. <br /></p><p>British MovieStarWard is the it boy. Many Rumors are floating around that he is dating his American costar Rosalie Hale; is it true? Only the "couple" and the people close to them know. Only the people closest to Edward Cullen know where his heart lay. You will also be introduced to MovieStar Emmett, Music Man Marcus , Alice, to name a few. Then there is BritishBella and her bff Angela, what will happen when they vacation in the states for a few weeks? You will have to read to find out. I am loving this story thus far, I can't wait to see where it goes and who will hook up or not. <br /></p><p>At the beginning of each chapter, you will find a passage of "gossip" about the stars on what they are "doing". This totally reminds me of the Robsten/Nonsten gossip us Rob and KbeefStew fans read about on twitter daily. <br /></p><p>Check it out it's a fun story and you will like this E&B and Marcus is a cool cat.</p></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-50708805392070544892010-07-07T22:31:00.003-04:002010-08-07T03:53:52.231-04:00<span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%;" xmlns=""></span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms'; font-size: 100%;" xmlns=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So I totes sent out my reports late in order to read the chapter. I may be spoken to tomorrow. Opps</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Damn FF, we can't help it, its crack!</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know dude... it's really an addiction.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> as soon as I heard that EP was updated I raced home like I owned a jet pack</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bahahahaha I am really sad. Isabella had it ROUGH</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> poor baby my heart hurt reading that</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It seemed like Carlisle was really looking out for her. Or for the interest of the borgata.</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ugh when she went to the airport my heart broke.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes, I agree, plus I felt some love there too, when he was talking to Jasper</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Me too... I think he has accepted her as family. It came out easily when that Agent dude was harassing her and he called her family. He meant it.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> yes! That made me gooey inside! And the fact that she reminds him of his wife helps matters</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I noticed a parallel from this story and the books. In both Bella and Edward were apart longer than they were together after the separation.</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think that's a first for EP</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> it was sad reading that part, it made me upset, as you may have noticed when I texted ya</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I did... our support system is fuckawesome lol</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So what do we think of Emily?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and they are both broken for each other but thinks the other is living their life w/o a broken heart as in Twilight</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Emily cracked my shit up, but she seems shallow to me but seems like she would have B's back</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Verra true. I think this was a BIG mistake. I want to slap Mafiaprinceward</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think she's a cop... Or just a really stupid idiot. I also think she's toast after all the questioning. She's gonna call the cops, if she isn't one that is.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> she reminded me of a likable Paris Hilton</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Alec was way too calm. He is always calm in those kinds of situation and then he takes people out. He freaks when he's around the people he loves and trusts.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and I feel that Emily is a goner</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah she was a spoiled brat. Which makes me not understand why she was in art school and bumming a ride off Isabella?</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> She had a Mercedes but wanted to ride in the Volvo she hated and complained about.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I mean why did Emily want to be all in B's grill all of a sudden after she met Alec aka DILF</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LOL @ DILF... that shit was funny.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> maybe because she was drinking? And awwww B has to get rid of the Volvo :o(</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> this shit is fucking sad a hell, I want some HAPPY</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> oh oh oh and the painting DID come from B</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Honestly Isabella was wicked calm about the whole thing so there was no reason for Emily to be flipping out. That's why I think it was suspicious... all of the sudden she has all these questions.</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I KNOW! I was so torn between happy and sad about that fucking picture.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> yes! I agree, and while reading it was telling Emily to STFU girl, just STFU now!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> AND what about Chelsea the little girl what is up with that?</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was thinking about Chelsea for a while. I feel like all this stuff was planted around Isabella to make her compassionate towards the people and new surroundings so she would open up to them and tell them her secrets.</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Chelsea could have just been a fluke... but Emily is suspect and so is Seth.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> once again, I have NO predictions! None</span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was sooooo scared Alec was gonna cap Seth right in front of Bella</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> bahahaha he so was! lol that was messed up!</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> The only thing I got is that Alec knows shit is shady and he will be taking Bella back with him. I just don't see him actually letting Bella stay in a house that was broken into.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Also, I knew that it was B that called Alec when he was with E, I knew it!</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes, you called it! I was completely wrong on WHY she called him though. I'm never right</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think that when Alec calls her in the morning she is going to go with him because of the Emily questions</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> it is a private plane too she can hop right on</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Alec doesn't trust ANYONE so I really, really don't think he is comfortable with this whole situation</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I wonder who it was in her house</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was thinking it might be that fucker with the scar on his face but he was at the bachelor party... so I'm thinking an agent</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I don't understand why the agent dude is so interested in Bella.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> yeah the agent</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think he wants Bella to turn on the Cullen's...but little does "Joe" know she ain't gonna do it knowingly!</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It has something to do with her citizenship... but I don't see him wanting to deport her or anything so what is it?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so I am thinking that they don't have too much on Carlizzle for a case</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> She won't do it period... she will NOT give shit away. She's too smart</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah they must be trying to get him for human trafficking</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Also, no wonder Edward can't find her with her last name being different now</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> well we know she don't keep a journal any longer :o(</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> </span>Yup. But that last name was so obviously a name the feds would look up first. I bet they've known where she's been the whole time</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> what about that letter she wrote and never sent out I hope she burnt it</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So... no predictions. I have no fucking clue where this is going... I'm just speculating but I don't really believe any of it.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes Cali and everyone there is Slim Shady to me.....gimmie MOHAR</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I doubt she had anything incriminating in it anyway. She is so scared to mess up that she is wicked careful</span></span><br />
<span style="color: magenta; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Can I have the next update please lol</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> well Khar said the end is written she just needs to do the chapters</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so sad its almost over :o((</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Me too... yet so happy because I need to know how this turns out!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #00cc00; text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> until next time! Peace out chuckers</span></span><br />
<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> </span>Laters</span></span><br />
<br /> </span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-45826439351886995572010-06-02T21:50:00.003-04:002010-08-07T03:54:19.369-04:00<span xmlns=""></span><br />
<span xmlns=""><span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok... HA??</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ditto Ditto Ditto!!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok Christ it was an EPIC FF DAY!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It was like Christmas</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> they finally has SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It was so sweet too. Perfect IMO</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I love drunk Bella, I hope you loved her to because form what I hear I am just like her drunk haa haa</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I loved their first time</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and I loved that Edward never gave a Hotpocket facetime before Bella haa haa</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I honestly did not think that was going to happen this chapter... the whole chapter was setting us up for it NOT to happen. But EBT luffs us and got dem laaaaaiiiiiid</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I didn't think it was gonna happen either</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Drunk Bella was fucking HILLARIOUS</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Beaver</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> bahahahahahaha</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> love the captain hat</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> look these flowers look like vaginas.... pussypussypussypussy</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> pussy</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OMG I DIED reading that</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> me too! that was the best visual.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> loved Edwards inner thoughts..."I love this girl but I want to throw her out of the car" lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I love the little note at the end of the chapter about how it is illegal to "embrace" while operating a motor vehicle. You know, you really learn something new every day</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Edward's OCDness crack my shit up</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Me too! Why did he put her underwear in the fucking glove box? You know his dads gonna find that and think they fucked in the car</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so I take is smexing while driving is illegal? bahahaha</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> are the underwear still in the glove box?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think they did that to basically say no road head in Washington</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think so...</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> his dad was telling him to bang!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so remember kids no ::signs:: head while I'm drivin... I'm drivin :: in Washington</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> they were so sweet, I have no predictions for HA though what else is gonna happen? Am I going to regret asking this</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> PS Roadhead is verra uncomfortable!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> There is only five chapters and a split epi left. it seems there will be one more angsty situation then off into the sunset for these two</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so is roadriding it caused bruising</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> bahahahahaha!!!!! Road head is FAIL... no one benefits</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> um yes well we have a baby to be born, Charlie to sell the house</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Esme must be due really soon. I bet that's in the next few chapters</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> yes. and what about Edwards's dad..weren't they going to NY then Cali for the summer?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> The next angsty thing is gonna have to be Charlie selling the house and Bella going to a new school</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> no! I hope not! ::o(</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> she can move in with Alice</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Renee would say yes but Charlie will fo sho say HELLZ to tha NAAAAH</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Unless for some reason they make her move back to Cali</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> that's gonna fucking SUCK</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I hope not!!! I want them happy I don't care if the story end here</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OH maybe that's it! We haven't had any backlash from her Cali assholes... maybe they step in at some point and cause a bit o trubs</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I would be happy if it ended here too... we have a little more time.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Edward did talk about her incident in Cali again</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> All the epic stories are ending :-(</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I am so sad! I need me an EPIC story!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> What did he say? I must'a missed that</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Good thing we still have Hockeyward</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dude Hockeyward saved my sanity today. If I didn't have that to read after EP hf I wouldn't jumped out my office window.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Edward was thinking that Bella was more insecure then she let on due to the incident in Cali that he knows that he don't know ALL of the details and how much it really hurt her</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> IK Me too @hockeyward @snarkella Saved me from EP depression</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh yes! I remember now. That must be setting us up for her stuff to come in to the picture.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dude she has all the Cullen boys, Rosalie, and Alice. They will tear shit UP if peeps be messin with B</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh I loved Angela drunk and then the next morning checking out Edwards "decorated body" lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> No one can resist a bare-chested Edward... all those painted on abs and whatnot ;-)</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dear MrsFicward I love Fanfiction more then I should. xox me</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dear Robandi... I canna help you. I am just as bad. ~motorboats~ MrsF</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> so I take it we can wrap this up.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah I think we're good. Until next time peeps... Keep ya head up :-)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Candara;"><span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Laters ::fistbump::</span></span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-64626519071383100192010-06-02T21:47:00.003-04:002010-08-07T03:54:35.533-04:00<span xmlns=""> </span><br />
<span xmlns=""><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I can't even think of anything remotely witty or interesting to say, as this sad day has drained my completely.</span></strong><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm going to make it feel better! Don't worry your sweet little face!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dude it HURTS!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Let me paint you a picture:</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Paint'it</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Robandi on the back porch hand over mouth, Husband walks in</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> H: What wrong (concerned look on his face) Me: HE LEFT HE LEFT OMG HE LEFT</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> H: Who Left...ME: Edward Left Bella....H: It will be ok ME You don't understand I've been reading this fic for a YEAR</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> End Scene</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">::tears::</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> For realz... this hurts the WORST of any fic I read.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Like big time honey</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think Carlizzle is our only hope</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> He is gonna take that motherfucker DOWN I KNOW IT!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> his blessing at dinner</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> his questions for Isabella in the car</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OMG What Alec said during the blessing! That shit was deep. I was like shiiiiiit there is something going down. Who the FUCK is this guy with the scar on his face?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Edward has no idea.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Scarface is the one who Killed Elizabeth</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think Aro had Eliz killed. I know it</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know... and from what Edward said he runs the Swan's old casino... so that means he runs ISABELLA's casino!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ITA</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It was Aro for sure</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> FUCKMERUNNING I forgot Bella got the casinos!!!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> She got it ALL dude!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok please explain to me where the fuck they were going at the end? To Jaspers house?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> shit fuck damn.....she is gonna roll with this she WILL NOT SIT BACK</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Did I miss something huge... it's possible cuz I could barely see through the tears.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok the only thing I am worried about is the time jump it will be a few YEARS Until Edward & Bella get back together</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Edward left her with no connections to him so that Aro could not get to her</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know... and the thought of him fucking all the Mafiosi h00rs pisses be the fuck OFF</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> because you know Isabella will NEVER even go on a goddamn date</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> He is not going to bang anyone I believe Edward will wait to see what Carlizzle is going to do he KNOWS something is up</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bella is going to get her man back</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Maybe we're missing something... maybe Dr C told Edward that shit so he would get her as far away from the "family" as possible</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It will be weird with Edward living in his old house all by himself.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes so Carlizzle can do his thing and Bella will be safer not with Edward</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Emmett and Rose killed me... with the simple "keep in touch" crap. I thought she was like a sister blech... it was cold</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I feel like she is all alone</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I don't blame Edward for what he did</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> He had to he wouldn't of left her if he talk to her face</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I mean Alec had to carry him out of the door!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Jasper pissed me the fuck off too... he was so non-chalent about the whole thing</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> But I think there is a big plan something EPIC will happen and they WILL be back together</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think that I am the only one that was not pissed off at this chapter lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> They have to be... because it hurts... and it ain't right.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was pissed at Jasper... the rest just made me hella sad.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I told Husband that if they are not together I would bash my fucking laptop, he said please don't do that LOL</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was DYING not being able to text you dude</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know girl I was texting you little snippetts as I was reading cos I was afraid to move on</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> lmao!! I didn't want to spoil it so I just didn't respond… I had twitchy fingers let me tell you. yes please don't kill your computer. I will have no one to talk to anymore.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ok... so final thought on EP cuz I just can't talk about it anymore... the wound is still fresh.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So something else I think Bella will try to use her mafia linkage some how</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Final Thoughts...please don't let them be apart for years PLEASE I am BEGGING</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Candara;"><span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> My thought... Please Edward come back to your girl. Isabella stay strong lovely you will be ok. Carlizzle better TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!!!</span></span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-90312918572506422262010-05-29T00:47:00.002-04:002010-08-07T03:55:03.725-04:00<span xmlns=""></span><br />
<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Robandi69's Q&A</b></span><br />
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<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So you read my ah-mazing interview of why I got addicted to the fic... so here is Robandi69's turn. #robandi69 and I have been dealin' and partaking the fic-crack together for quite some time and are constantly texting, tweeting, and chatzying about our favorite (and not so favorite) stories since... forever.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Lemme know when you're done smokin', chick :-)</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm herererer HOLLAAAAAAA</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> You ready for this shiz, bb?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok... let's start simple... First fic and why'd ya like it?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ok I think so I'm so excited I'm drunk</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> First fic was a quick one shot of the missing FTB on the Honeymoon it was hot. However, my first real story was Wide Awake</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I will edit your fucked up typage lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So... you're stuck on a desert island and can only get two updates. Which two do you choose?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> easy! EP anddddd Hockeyward a great mix of Drama and Funny aka monster cock</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Fucktastic choices!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Okay... you get to interview one FF Edward and one Bella..., which do you, choose and what would you ask them?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> These questions are fuckin awesome: this is HARD...Edward CWIA and I would ask him about it cock ring and if he'd fuck me with it. Bella in INKED cos she was wicked awesome, she like fun music and was a stoner chick, tatt whore, what would I ask her? How the fuck she got off while getting a tatt like that</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LMAO!!! And you know what, you would absolutely ask those questions lol!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Is there a song you ever hear or think about that makes you think about a fic?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes there are a lot: 18th Bloor Balcony-EP Cross Fade- TEF That Dave Mathews song- Seducing Edward, Fix You- HtSaL Bad Girlfriend- Inked, was it The Whisper Song when they did that hot dance in TEF?,</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> TEF provided me will many songs on my IPod</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm stealing this from a question you asked me... favorite lemon.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok this is hard as a mutha fucka (that's what she said) there are so many lemons that I love. Especially when Bella is thrown up against something or when they do it from behind. But I will say one of the hottest was the Super bowl Bang from the Sub/Dom I love INKED Lemons cos it seemed like something I would do and of course The Office cos it was my first Real Deal Lemons I got. Let's not forget the "Face time: in Open Mic Night</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ::zones out:: oh shit sorry... just remember those mahself! goooood choices!</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Besides EP and HA... what story are you in love with right now and why?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I am in love with MoBS because HH is the SHIT! I love a funny fic big time and I can get enough of Snarky Bella and the Monster Cock. I love Wednesdays. I also love Swirl &amp; Daisy cos they are cute as fuck along with this little Indy fic called The Sound of Your Voice, TB&TC, Jadedandboring's Fic KRM and TMHiT... oh my I could go on and on Ima reading about 35 IP's</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I think you did it again... I haven't read The Sound of your voice ::gasp:: adds to list!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OMG! TSoYV is Heart Breaking with every single character and Edward is deaf suddenly and is sweet and you WILL CRY</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh shit... what are you doing to me dude you know I will really shed a fuckton of tears at the drop of a hat ::coughthebestmancough::</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ok last question and it's a 3 part-er...</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> pussy</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> You can choose one fic to be published into a book and one that will be made into a movie and one to be made into a TV series. Which would you choose for those categories? AND what would you change E&B's names to?</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> lol I know I know I'm a crier what can I say</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> lol you are a crier and I am a cold-hearted bitch LOL j/k</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> you almost cried reading The Best Man... don't even fucking lie dude!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I DID cry at BM I will admit that</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> TV Series would have to EP their names would be Carmine and Mandi</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> love it! I would choose EP too... that's what I was thinking about when I came up with that question. But I would name him Sean and keep her Isabella.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Book- MoTU - their names would be Masen and Kyle (yes that's a girl name)</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> oooooo I like Kyle for her!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Movie- The Office!!!!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Names Robert and Nicole</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I can see that... names are perfect too. We should push for this :-)</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LOL love the names haa haa</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I lied... I have another question. TO Move... who plays "Robert and Nicole" and EP series who plays "Carmine and Mandi". And you can only pick Bert to play ONE of the males. No butch leave her out of this shit</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> *TO movie... not move</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> lol love how there is no Butch in this shit! OK</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> there's no need for her... she does the same shit in every role she plays I need someone who can play DIFFERENT characters lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Me and Rob will play Robert & Nicole in The Office (cos I have became an actress over night)</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> of course... you could pull off the Beautiful Bitch dahlin!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Carmine and Mandi will be Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I mean that in a completely complementary way :-)</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LMAO!!!! so Justin Bieber is gonna be sexin up all the girls at Forks high.... oooookay</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and then we have Masen &amp; Kyle as Henry Cavill and this hot chick I know named Aide</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LOL we would have to have Justin be a little more Hard core</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Sweeeeeet! I would SOOOOOO be his sub!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and Henry would be a HOT ass Fifty</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> You would transform the Beebs career that's for damn sure.</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Well... that's all I got. You are awesome and have impeccable taste in you fiction... of both the fan and published Lit persuasion.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I learn form the best *coughMrsFicwardcough* Thanks for having me up in dis bitch</span><br />
<span style="color: #0070c0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Laters babies ;-)</span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-3026867983812036162010-05-25T21:05:00.006-04:002010-08-07T04:17:22.723-04:00EP Update<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /><br />Here we go again. EP was posted in the middle of a Tuesday and had us all over the emo radar.<br /><br /><br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />If you don't know that we're spoiling this shit for you by now then you only have yourself to blame.<br />Now go forth, read our wise fuckery.<br /><br /><br />Robandi69: I'm hererererere<br />MrsFicward: I am so fucking sad right now... I just don't even know what to think<br />Robandi69: What a fucking heartbreaking chapter that was!<br />MrsFicward: I was soooo off the whole goddamn time.<br />Robandi69: This story is such a mystery to me still even after all this time.<br />Robandi69: Aro making E watch all the dirty shit go down, making the boy beat the fuck out of his father!<br />MrsFicward: That was CRUEL. Aro was totes showing him that he would mos def make Edward take out his family.<br />Robandi69: So Edward had Isabella's notebook<br />Robandi69: That address is still in it...that might come up later and that will be bad<br />MrsFicward: The notebook is a BIG fucking deal. How would they both see that fucking guy.... it's too much of a coincidence<br />Robandi69: To much of a coincidence I will call him Scarface, wtf is going on there?!?!?!?<br />MrsFicward: As far as the pic is concerned, I think it was Aro who put the hit out on Elizabeth<br />MrsFicward: I think he knew about Renee and Isabella and left them there to rot.<br />MrsFicward: He wouldn't have been able to get past the fact that they were now slaves and that's all they knew.<br />Robandi69: Yes, I believe that too, and I believe that Aro knows who Bella is and he is sooo fucking with that whole fucking family<br />MrsFicward: Yup. There isn't even a word to describe how foul that man is.<br />Robandi69: It's disgusting! He does NOTHING but gives out orders and takes money<br />MrsFicward: Isabella has really gone back into slave mode a bit.<br />Robandi69: Edward is depressed<br />Robandi69: I feel for him he is stuck in a hard spot<br />MrsFicward: You're right.<br />MrsFicward: True true<br />MrsFicward: At least he isn't being as bad as he was during the prom.<br />Robandi69: Who do you really think Carlizzle was talking to on the phone?<br />MrsFicward: Alec?<br />Robandi69: I want to stick with my theory that Carlizzle is gonna take Aro down<br />MrsFicward: I hope fucking so!!!<br />Robandi69: Something's got to give<br />Robandi69: Edward can just leave Bella he CAN'T<br />MrsFicward: I won't be able to handle it.<br />MrsFicward: Maybe he will narc on Aro<br />Robandi69: Edward HATES the Mafia big time<br />MrsFicward: Dude my heart is breaking already.<br />Robandi69: I think he was talking to Jasper. So he can keep Bella on the other side of the US when he returns to ChiTown<br />MrsFicward: Me too. I want it to be Emmett so she can be closer to Edward, but I am sure I'm wrong<br />Robandi69: I want the same thing girl!!!<br />MrsFicward: I don't understand what the fucking point of that would be. So she can go to school?<br />Robandi69: I hope Bella don't go looking at that address in her notebook<br />Robandi69: even though he wrote it down wrong<br />MrsFicward: I am just as confused as ever.<br />Robandi69: Bella having that journal of Elizabeth's that has to do something for her<br />MrsFicward: I really can't make any predictions because I have about a million and they're all wrong.<br />Robandi69: and the fact that the story is going to end soon...we think...I hope not LOL<br />Robandi69: I really have no predictions<br />MrsFicward: I don't want it to end either... but I need to know what's going to happen. I just can't take it anymore. My heart is breaking right now. I'm not even kidding.<br />MrsFicward: I also risked getting fired today to read the update. Keep your fingers crossed.<br />MrsFicward: My boss was walking down the aisle while I was highlighting the text. The mission impossible music was really playing in my head as I pasted into word and then minimized.<br />Robandi69: Dear Khar, if I cried, there would be tears streaming down my face at the thought of E&B breaking up. PLEASE don't do that PLEASEEEEEEE xoxo Robandi<br />MrsFicward: Amen sistah.<br />Robandi69: Bahahaha!!!!! No shit, luckily I was home so I got to read it but the kids were all Hey mom hey mom I was like whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt its EP I need to hide<br />MrsFicward: PSshhhh don't they KNOW!!!<br />Robandi69: OK to wrap this up...E hates the spot that he is in<br />Robandi69: E and B are drifting apart<br />Robandi69: E may have to leave B<br />MrsFicward: E is once again going to make a decision for the both of them without B's input<br />MrsFicward: I hope to Gawd she fights him on it.<br />Robandi69: Aro is cock sucking stupidest dirty no good muther fucking fuck fuck fuck<br />MrsFicward: fucker<br />Robandi69: We hope Carlizzle has a plan to free them all<br />MrsFicward: Carlizzle is in on some shit that we have no clue about<br />MrsFicward: Afuckinmen!<br />Robandi69: Edward finally now after all this time he is going to listen to Dad...a little too late<br />MrsFicward: Emmett was awesome in this chapter. "Oh you're not the pizza guy" thank the good lawd for his comic relief<br />MrsFicward: Hold<br />Robandi69: and I wanted to CRY when Isabella said "If you're not free, then I am not free" OMG TEARSSSSSS<br />MrsFicward: Ok so Edward was talking about all this destiny mumbo jumbo and how Isabella was meant to be free and Edward was meant to join the mafia... but they were also MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! Why is he ignoring that?<br />Robandi69: but he is thinking :if you love something set it free"<br />MrsFicward: That line right there! That is what I mean. They belong together! There is no her without him is what she was telling him!<br />MrsFicward: She is telling him that when she says if he isn't free than neither is she<br />Robandi69: he is a hard headed stubborn asswhipe it gonna take him 4545646 chapters to figure that out<br />Robandi69: or after he leaves her, he will figure it out<br />MrsFicward: I mean she will be all alone. She isn't going to date and she is going to be so fucking sad.<br />Robandi69: My heart hurts I am sooooooo scared for the next chapter<br />MrsFicward: Honestly, I can't even begin to imagine her trying to be intimate with someone else. She would cry the entire time.<br />Robandi69: she won't go to anyone else<br />MrsFicward: I know that isn't everything but if he really just lets her go, she might do that.<br />Robandi69: the only other friend she had is dead (Jacob)<br />MrsFicward: so he is damning her to a life of being ALL ALONE!<br />MrsFicward: she wants a family. Lots of kids is her DREAM<br />MrsFicward: he's taking that away from her.<br />Robandi69: I really need a HEA like big time or I will punch myself in the face<br />MrsFicward: I'm srsly misty right now... Claire Danes quivering chin happening at this very moment.<br />Robandi69: Bella won't let him give up that easy!!!!<br />MrsFicward: I hope you're right, Robandi. I hope you're right.<br />MrsFicward: We are way too invested in these two.<br />Robandi69: Maybe come to find out that since Bella is a PrincessMafia she will be the BOSS lol<br />Robandi69: that would be fuck awesome<br />MrsFicward: That would be fucking amazing!<br />MrsFicward: She would just shut the whole operation down.<br />Robandi69: YES!!!!!!!!!!<br />Robandi69: we are so smart LOL<br />MrsFicward: Why is Aro the boss when Carlisle was the next Cullen?<br />Robandi69: yeah-good Question who the fuck is Aro?<br />MrsFicward: I don't know if that was ever explained. He must have been in the organization longer.<br />Robandi69: I might have to ask Khar that...hummmmm<br />MrsFicward: Dude we're going to have to see this fucking breakup from Isabella's POV. That is going to be the WORST!<br />Robandi69: ok I'm done here you??<br />MrsFicward: Yeah I can't even think about it anymore... it hurts too much.<br />Robandi69: I don't want to think about that!! no no no noi<br />MrsFicward: Until next time chicklets<br />Robandi69: now let me go try to cry…</span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-6302983318723371422010-05-19T19:17:00.002-04:002010-08-07T03:56:01.326-04:00<span xmlns=""></span><br />
<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gather around children; listen to my pimpage on the magical Hump Day FF Pimp Day. Today we are going to discuss the letters HtSaL. </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">How to Save a Life</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span> <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">by </span></span><strong><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">unholy.obsession</span></em></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I found this story while on Twitter Angstgoddess003 tweeted about it with link so of course my grubby little clicky finger saw FF and clicked away like the true FFcrackHead that I am. I started reading, and I could NOT stop. The story was almost complete while was enjoying it. (It is complete now) but like Wide Awake, EP, and The Office I could not stop until I fell asleep on my laptop. My cheek did not enjoy the squares form my keyboard imprinted in them. Sorry cheeks. Since none of FF biddies have read this, I needed someone to discuss this with so I pimped it out on my twitter, through my message board, via text and email. I needed someone to read it with me. Of course the awesome friends I have read along with me, then thanked me for the awesomeness that is HtSaL.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Angst. Heartbreak. Heart fails. Tears. Anger. Frustration. Sadness. Love. Compassion. Determantion. Pity. Hatred. Stabby. Shaky. Hope. Joy. Forgiveness. Fear. Yes those are just a few of the things I felt while reading this tale of two lost high school kids. Without giving spoilers away let me paint you a picture. Edward Cullen: Star Football player, popular, awesome relationship with his sister Alice, a pretty and popular girlfriend, awesome guy friends and a great future ahead of him. Bella Swan: New girl from Arizona, smart, pretty, positive, although she keeps to herself she is quick to help out her new friends, but what we don't know is her secret about her family's past and present that can bring her down. When Bella meets Edward, he is none of those things described above. He is withdrawn, high, mean, and hardly shows up or puts any effort to his classes or his life. Of course, this intrigues Bella to find out more. When she does is it more than she can handle? Do the pair have more in common then they both realize? Can they help each other through the pain, or will they hurt one another? I was not really in the mood for a sad angst filled fic at the time, but really when are you in the mood for that? But once I stared I lit-tra-lee could not stop. The story line was so believable, not very predictable, and it kept you moving along wanting more more more! I've been reading FF for a long time; I have read all kinds of different stories but this by far is one my top favorites. Unholy. obsession can have you loving Edward and wanting to help him or hug him one second, then wanting the shake the shit out of him for his douchebaggery another second. Same with Bella, although I loved her most of the story there was a point I wanted to yell in her face, quit being twatwaffle and do this shit girl!!! The story progress nicely, there was not stupid filler chapters it was to the point. The ending was nice, I really enjoyed it. And we get 3 epilogues. I know that an epilogue can make or break a story and let me tell you this did not disappoint.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So what did we learn today class? GO READ HOW TO SAVE A LIF STORY STAT! Let me know your thoughts! PS. The playlist for this story is pretty fucking sweet too!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69 signing off!</span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-6548185070583792012010-05-13T23:23:00.008-04:002010-08-07T03:59:21.087-04:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>As you may know by now Mrs.Ficward and I have random FF convos at any given time. This day was not any different, we think of something and have to share it with each other immanently! The funny fucking thing about this we think Khar was totes reading our minds!</b></span><br />
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<span style="color: #cc33cc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">This post contains </span></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">**SPOILERS**</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"> for the EP current chapter and outtake.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Random EP convos: this is how we roll:</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Saturday May 8th 1:56 pm</span><br />
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<span style="color: #00cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: I know you’re at the game but I was just thinking..I wonder if they will tell Emmett Stephan was his father? Oh but I think only Bella knows at this point.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: I'm not at the game yet. But shit text me anyways lol. Yes I thought about that as well do you think Carlizzle knows?</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: Dude watch The Hangover tonight! If not we can watch it together. (Yes that was an ADD turrets moment)</span><br />
<span style="color: #00cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: Not sure if Carlizzle knows, but I think not.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: Yeah knowing him [Carlizzle] he wouldn’t have taken Emmett in.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: Its weird to me to think he wouldn’t have done all the background shit that he did to Bella</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: I know but then again Elizabeth was volunteering at the rape canter.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: He [Carlizzle] would do anything for her. [Elizabeth]. I bet he knows and just doesn’t care.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: I love Carliz and Eliz I would like a prequel of them, or a one shot or something</span><br />
<span style="color: #00cccc;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: The is a one-shot of them..I think. If there isn't that is an awesome idea.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: Well if Khar does the Fandom Gives Back, we should suggest it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;">MF: Good Idea</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Well low and behold I think that Khar read our minds, because 2 days later she posted a an Elizabeth outtake one shot for the FGB!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">While reading I knew a lot of the information because of Carlizzle's point of view earlier in EP. But this give more details. It shows how Elizabeth falls in love with wee Bella, how she tried to free her. There is also interaction with Edward and his mama, all leading up to the end of her life. It was sad of course, but it was nice to have a different point of view. It shows us why Lizzy was so adamant on freeing Bella, and how Carlizzle comes to get Bella per his dead wife's wishes. This is perfect for the EP fan!</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This is Robandi singing off. Check ya laters Chuckers!</span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-44820392685353409942010-05-05T11:55:00.018-04:002010-08-07T04:04:19.294-04:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward Let me paint a picture for you here… It's 2:16 am on a Tuesday morning. I can't get to sleep. I say to myself "Self, let's start a new fic." Good idea. I look through my handy dandy excel spreadsheet that Robandi convinced was necessary (she was completely fucking right, BTW) and see that I still haven't started The Kubler Ross Model. Shame on me. You see, I have read several of this authors stories. I read Home Run and loved it. Read Worthy of Trust and Confidence… again LOVED it. Even started a campaign begging her for EPOV of this oneshot; which she graciously delivered. So why the fuck haven't I read her The Kubler Ross Model yet? Because it's angsty and I'm skerrd. I know I know… I have read angst before. Fuck, I love me some angst. However, I know that Jadedandboring is a really great writer and she is going to make me weep like a baby. I was absolutely right in my assumption. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> The Kubler Ross Model (do you get it yet? It's called The.Kubler.Ross.Model ;-) starts off as EPOV, but is basically all Bella. The love of her life passes away from cancer and the story starts with Bella giving his Eulogy. Sad, right? You really have NO idea. It is fucking HEARTBREAKING! I swear I don't know how J&B continued writing the story after the goddamn saddest eulogy I have ever heard. My initial thought was that I am just as much in love with Dexter Matthew as Bella is. He is the sweetest man and loves her with all his heart. This makes the story that much fucking sadder. You get a glimpse into their relationship with each chapter, as Bella is grieving. You grieve right alone with her. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This is a Bella/Edward fic, so you also get a look into Edward's life and how he has come into Bella's. He hasn't been able to stop thinking about her since they met at the funeral. Now he isn't a hearse chaser or anything, there is just this pull towards her. I half believe it's Dex sending someone for Bella to lean on, because lawd knows she ain't leaning on anyone else. I'm not going to spoil the whole thing, because honestly I have no idea how to write a review and not spoil the entire fucking story for you. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So I'm leaving you with this… GO.READ.IT! Then… Go readTie Me Here In Time (IP)… cuz that is what I will be doing at work today, instead of my month end analysis :-O </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Robandi69: This story is very short at only 7 short chapters, but really it's enough because Jaded gives us all we need in what is provided. Bella & Dexter are BFFs since birth, and then they become romantically involved the last 4 years of his life. Dexter passes away. Bella does not know how to function without him in her life since he was a constant for 22 years. This is about Bella's journey through the stages of grieving noted in The Kubler Ross Model. </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Edward = </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Scotch</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">, Jasper = </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gin,</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and of course </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">New Girl</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> = Bella.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This is a classic FF. If you have not picked it up it yet, stop reading this and go read SG&NG stat. I am pretty sure everyone in the FF world had read this epic story. This was the second story that I read in my FF adventure, which made me read more and more and more and more stories… it's ridiculous. I will admit that this is the only FF that I have read twice. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This story reminds me of a combo of Cruel Intentions and Gossip Girl. All the characters attend Forks Academy full of the rich. Bella Swan is the new girl; she has inherited Grandmas money and per Grandma's wishes, she is to attend FA. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bella in this story is a badass, trendsetter, slut bag, witty chick that you can't help but to love. Then we have our regular characters </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Edward, a Playboy with the hotness of Sebastian, the attitude of Chuck Bass. Girls want him, and he takes them and leaves them. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Emmett aka Biggie Smalls wanna-be, is just plain awesome, he had inspired the play list on this Blog (I see you bobbin your head, fuckers… don't lie). </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alice & Rose are bff's by default, Alice fucks the drummer of famous bands, she loves her rock stars, and Rose is the typical Bitch aka Blair Waldorf/Katherine. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jasper. Oh Jasper Whitlock. My, oh my, what can I say about him except that he is my </span><strong><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">favorite</span></em></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Jasper in a the FF word to date. He is magically delicious and I want to hug him, hump him, and put him in my pocket for later. He is a White Trash wanna-be bad-ass GTO fedora pimpin' wife beater sportin' wallet chain wearing hottie! He walks around without a care in the world all-nonchalant. He owned me the second he came into the story, and owned me all over again when she dumped liquor in his Slurpee. He has befriended Bella, but loves Alice. Alice however loves her drummers, which Jasper is not. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So there is a Bet, there is drinking, smoking of the reefers, rap music, poker, Target shopping, knee high with Doc Martins, resisting and seducing. Let's not forget cat fights, races, bed talking, Vegas, more snark, parties, broken hearts, lake jumping, party crashing, piano playing, pervert plastic surgery dads who marry women a few years older than their son. Let's see there are drunk moms who hung out on the wrong side of the tracks, did I mention Vegas? Dress ripping and banging. Yep got some sweet lemons going on (which Mrs.Fiward suggests you listen the Closer by KOL while reading. Trust.). </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If this don't have you running to the story by now then you be crazy. I rate this story in my top 10 favorite fics, and that's saying something cos I am a picky mofo! </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So go read </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl </span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and fall in love with these crazy characters. (Again)</span></span></div>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-26906216764783842032010-05-05T00:27:00.011-04:002010-08-07T04:07:15.189-04:00<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hump Hump… Hump Hump… what's all the humping you ask? Well it's Hump Day in these here parts so we have decided that each week we will hump a new fic. A little bit of pimpage, if you will. So this week we are bangin' up against…</span></div>
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<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />We are 6 chapters in, and I am told the pivotal part of the story is coming up, but maybe if we reviewreviewreview we can get TheRainGirl to keep this story going!!<br />And come on… who hasn't fantasized about Edward Cullen watching you through your bedroom window? ::raises hand proudly::</span></span></div>
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<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />Robandi69<br />Hello and welcome to our first Wednesday Hump Day Pimp Day here on FFA. We told you that we would do everything to help you feed your FanFic addiction so here we go!<br />Today is special not because it's our first Pimp day, but the lovely stories we are pimping out like a Vegas hooker, is two of our very own, when I say very own I mean our TwiNestiesBesties. These ladies have amazing writing skills, and it's just exciting to get to read our friends work. Also we get to bug them first hand for updates, and sometimes get asked for input for the stories making us feel extra fuzzy! So with out further a do here is my Hump Day Pimpage:<br />This next story were Pimping is by our lovah TheRainGirl, Inamorata.</span></span></div>
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<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />That's all from me! Robandi69 signing off. Peace Chuckers<br /><br />P.S. Don't forget to watch my future 2nd husband (Rob) on Oprah next week; I am sure he will be yummy. And let's count how many times Butch, I mean KStew, gives Oprah the famous "Bitchface". I hope Oprah tells her "Oh no you didn't chald, you will answer my questions and you will like it." Sorry I get out of hand with my inner thoughts.<br />Go read these 2 fics Mrs.Ficward and I just told you about. Peace.</span></span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">**WARNING WARNING GO READ THE NEW CHAPTER OF EP BEFORE CONTINUING WARNING WARNING**</span></strong><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></strong></span><span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><strong></strong></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Here we are again. Talking the talk but not walking the walk because it would be wicked hard to walk and type at the same time.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Go forth and listen to our words, for they ring wise and true… I don't really know why I'm still typing right now.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It's been a long ass day.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and here we are again to chat about our most favoritest thing eva..EP!!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> EPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEEEPPPPPPP</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> What's the word darlin?</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Alec is ALIVE, Bella is ALIVE.....</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Thank GAWD!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was totes skerrd.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So... I fucking LOVE Isabella POV... jussoyaknow</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes this chapter was very satisfing, I was afraid of her POV but it was good!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So the beginning of the chapter was so beautiful... when Isabella was remembering Edwards's word. He love her long time.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know I wanted to hug her..I felt so bad for her and what those bastards did to her!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> That was some fucked up shit. It's scary to think just a few hours later and she would have been dead.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh I know they drugged her up good!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Reason #10733809474048 not to do drugs.... and please to be not administering them if you iz not a doc.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah that nurse was a vag nugget! Glad they busted a cap in her ass!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> She was a douchenozzle.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I am really glad she was persistent and told Edward he needed to tell her EVERYTHING. No more keeping secrets.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Dear Eddiekins, you can't lie to Bella, tell her the truth fucker!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Fo realz!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Soooo... they're home... and Edward is not in school... and Daddy C is being like super awesome.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So it's been a few weeks, do you think this is the time jump?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I don't know... I believe this is supposed to end in 2009, if I am remembering correctly. By my estimation it's still 2006.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> hummm good point my special EP expert.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Wonder if Edward will make it back to school</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Doubtful... although I really don't know what "business" he is taking care of if he ain't gonna go back to school.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So Carlizzle's talk to Bella, I want to cry so that means it hurt my heart.....</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know what you mean, BB. I couldn't believe he opened up like that. Even gave her Elizabeth's diary... that is HUGE.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and it's for her to help herself to get along. So the big question here is:</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Does Carlizzle think he is gonna be locked up (yes) But what I think is that he is going to take Aro down</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> This is what I love about EP... all my predictions are so fucking beyond wrong but I still LOVE thinking about it.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes I agree I love to be proven wrong and it's a nice surprise when I am</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Maybe you're right and this is the jump... Edward will just be in the business and life will go on. Until Aro somehow becomes suspicious of who Izzy Bizzy really iz...zy</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I mean Carlizzle was all "this is my last Christmas" and shit ::sad face::</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Hmmm I'm not sure about that. If he hurts Aro he is signing a death certificate for his entire family.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Good point yet again, I didn't look at that side of things....</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I say he goes to jail quietly. He will probably only get a few years.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Damn I have no fucking idea what is going to transpire!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm sure the charges are for weapons and drugs or some shit... not murder.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Me either. I want to know what happens to Edward and Isabella from this point forward. How does this change their relationship?</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> no not murder...hummm my ideas are pretty Dry. What about Edward & Bella so you see a HEA?</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> JINX!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LMAO!</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I hope so I mean damn they been through ALLOT good and bad</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I see a HEA... because I think Khar loves these two and wants them to be happy. They will only be truly happy if they're together.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OK good cos if not I will throw my computer and quit fanfic for life..................maybe</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> We haven't had an EP lemon if a fucking long ass time! Dear EP Gawds... Please let E&B get sum... Luff Me</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes the mafia prince & princess needs to bang it out one more time....</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> or 7 more times...</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> They've never had makeup sex, have they?</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> no they haven't done it since BEOFRE Arizona right?</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Shit! I think they were going in that direction when they got back but something interrupted them.</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> So that is our request... gimme some time jump and sexytimez. These two need to blow off some steam.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes we need some Happy please I know I am asking a lot, but Hot damn it's been Emo up in dis bitch</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> or Drop a Prozac in their drink shit</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Totes agree. Maybe Edward can propose to Bella at Christmas or something. I know it's cliché but they need to reconnect.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> awww that would be cute or maybe on V-day I know another cliché but it will be a year since she cashed her V card and he sang he that awesome song (18th Floor Balcony by Blue October get it NOW its and awesome song)</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> oh sorry I was reminiscing on the early days of EP</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Well that's all I got. I have no motherfucking clue where this is headed... but I want an E&B lemon fo sho. Pwease</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> We are totes doing a reread at some point... clear your schedule.</span><br />
<span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah give is some smeaxy time and some happy xoxo love me!</span><br />
<span style="color: #7030a0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Until next time... fuckers ;-)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';"><span style="color: #00b0f0;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Peace out mother chuckers!</span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-56350618761022138802010-04-27T22:01:00.005-04:002010-08-07T04:08:04.861-04:00<span xmlns=""> </span><br />
<span xmlns=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">One Day Mrs.Ficward and I were bored and I decided to interview her, get into her Fan Fic obsessed brain. How you enjoy our fuckery. Xoxo Robandi69</span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></strong></span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: Ok Welcome to my gay ass interview about your love of fan fiction</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Thank you for having me. I have always wanted to be on this program :-P</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">When did you start reading this crack we call FF?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I started partaking in the crack July 2009</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Who was your first dealer? How did you find out about this awesomeness?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> You know... I can't remember. I know it was someone on the board [thenest.com Twilight Board] (obviously) but I can't remember specifically. I wish I did so I could thank them. I do know that is was </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Untitled Continuation.</span></em><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> It was probably you!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Obviously you liked UC, and you moved on to more stories (a fuckton more) what did you read next, do you remember?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I believe I was still reading AU at the time and went on the </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Will you be ready when it comes.</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Then I was rec'd </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Office</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. That was my first AH. Great way to jump into the land of ficporn.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was really sad when it was pulled from my favorites because I loved having that listed as my first one.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I have read it 3 times lol.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And The Office is a perfect intro to Ficporn aka smut. High Five! Especially after the boxblock we got in BD.</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I blame SM entirely for my love of the ficporn. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't have had to go searching for stories where Edward and Bella getiton</span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: Speaking of smutty smut can you think off the top of your head your favorite lemon in a story?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Ooooohhhh . For overall story lemons, I am going with </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Help Wanted</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. Jaxon22 had me actually sweating at times. As for a specific lemon, I am going with Super bowl Sex in The </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Submissive/Dominant</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. Holymotheroffuck that was HOT! OH! I also need to give props to the lemon in </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Blessing and the Curse</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... I was thinking about that for days.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">OMG the Super bowl Lemon, yes, I like to reread that one, and you know my feelings on sub/dom stories! Great choices!</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> That was creative!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ok this will take some thinking, Can you name you top 5 stories that you just love.</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh, this is going to be hard....</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm looking at my list lol</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yes, I have a fucking excel spreadsheet with all my shit categorized. Robandi, you created a monster with that idea, BTW.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ok let's break it down because I know that you have read 457694856794 stories</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fave angst stories</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Favorite Angst - I will go with CW&IA. That story hurt my heart.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tattward yum yum</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fave Fluff</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Fave Fluff - </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Unexpected</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">! OMG that shit was fucking hilarious. I laugh just thinking about that damn dog and the tattooed fake baby.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stonerward yum</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Saddest that makes you cry the most or hardest</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Saddest - </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Best Man.</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">.. I don't need to explain why.</span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stories that you drop everything to read</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I drop most things I am doing when I get updates... but most anticipated would have to be </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">EP</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. I have woken at 3am just to check it was updated when she tweeted it was being edited. </span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and any honorable mentions, and share any IPs as well</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Honorable Mention - I'm going to go with stories that I know people are reading but more need to. </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Silver Strand Nights by Greeneyed girl</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OWNS ME! This Bella is absolutely fucking adorable. I just jumped into this AU again called </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Stolen Singer</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. It is AMAZING! It's like the way Twilight would have been if Bella got bit. I really love </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">High Anxiety</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... but I really get fucking heartburn when I read that shit because it has so much angst. I really love those kids though and have to know how shit ends up for them.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I have more…..</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Cannabean Betrothal</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> is so friggin awesome... UGH I just can't even explain. It's really cute and sooooo different from everything out there. Just go and fucking read it.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh and I will end with </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bounty by Skeezon</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. She really is the queen of giving away no fucking CLUE where things are headed, but you know they are going somewhere amazing and you are so along for that ride. She also gets right to the point without dragging out with a bunch of bullshit just to make filler. I love it!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Look at my passionate FF reader! That's why we're TwinestieFFtextbesties</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LOL we need to patent </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TwinestieFFtextbesties</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> bahahaha</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I'm </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">going to make it my 10th tattoo!.... sike</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">yep I said sike</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5 favorite Edwards</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ok.... Edward... how do I choose thee? Funniest Edward would have to be </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Unexpected Stonerward</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Edward I want to fuck goes to Moviestarward</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> from </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Help Wanted</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... cause who doesn't want to fuck movie star Edward in his pool in the middle of the night.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I said choose 5! don't skimp yourself</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Edward I want to marry is The Best Man</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> He was so hot and cute and sexy and sweet.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ok... two more</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Edward I want to slap and hug at the same time would go to How to Save a Lifeward.</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> That kid was all over the fucking place</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> #1.... </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Beautiful Bastard</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ::sigh:: He was so passionate. [from </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Office</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">]</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bella fave Bellas</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I love </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Snarkella from MAoBS by Hunterhunting</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> She is sooooo funny.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MafiaprincessElla</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> (I *will* make this name stick). I feel like she is my kid. I just want her to have everything she deserves. Her wellbeing is important to me. [</span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">EP</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">]</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Although I really shouldn't be rooting for her to get laid if I think of her as my own... that ain't right.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I loved how strong </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Coming to Terms Bella</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> was. Edward was such a dickhead in that story but she still came out of it well.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ToV Bella</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">... love.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I will end the Bella's with </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">WA Bella</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. She's my ff heart.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">awww I love WA Bella she was my first! :o)</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fav Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rose any other characters that you loved</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Emmett...</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SG&tNG</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ... handsfuckingdown!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Same story [</span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">SG&tNG</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">] for favorite </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Jasper</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> as well. I wanted to hang out with him and toke.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">bang that Jasper in his wannbe white trash glory…..sorry..::backs out::</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> lmao! Yes a romp in the sack with SG&tNG Jasper would be loads of fun.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Alice... I have to say in most stories she is the same to me. Most consistent, so it's hard to choose. </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">WA Alice</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> stands out to me.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I love AA5 Rose and Esme.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> The </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Carlisle in The Bella Swan Diaries</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> was so fucked up that he was AWESOME. I was shocked at everything he did. He was so sleazy it was extremely entertaining.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Damn I wish I could find that story to read it! </span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">{any one have it? hook a sista up}</span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> TBSD was sooo fucked up! We have to find it for you!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: Weirdest place you ever read an update?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bathroom stall at work. Closed lid.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: What is the latest you stayed up to read a story?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I stayed up ALL NIGHT reading EP and WA. Like didn't sleep for 48 hours straight through for both of them. I was the best customer at Starbucks those days.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">omg girl, you are a committed FF fan...you need FFA fo sho!</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> By the time I got to 4 am I just said fuck it and didn't even try to sleep.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">What makes you pimp a fic out?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> If I am really in love with the characters and story lines. If I am totally wrapped in a story I want other people to read it. If I really hate something I will just add it to my list and never speak of it again, but if I love it I won't shut the fuck up about it.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And the fact you have someone to talk about fic to is fun!</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I LOVE that I get to talk to other people about fics. It is so fun to speculate and talk about our likes and dislikes. I love that I can just randomly text you with my nonsense and you get it.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: </span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Have you ever quit a fic, if so why?</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> This is my problem... I hardly EVER quit a fic. I have quit maybe 2. I won't say what they were because that just ain't right, but I know of 2 I just couldn't handle anymore because the writing was terrible. If I think the writing is bad that is saying something. I can barely speak the English language myself.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and I think my last question would be your favorite authors, who do you get totes excited to see a new story from?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I have 4... </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">AngstGoddess, Greeneyedgirl17, Itzmegan, and littlesecret</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. I know they are really popular writers, but there is a reason for that. Their writing is amazing and their stories are so different.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: awesome! I need to check out </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Greeneyedgirl17</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">. I know the other ladies! I trust your recs as long as they're not S/D lol</span></strong><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ok... I need to be released to read my </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Counterpoint and Brownstudy</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> updates ;-)</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69: Thanks for your time you should be paid to read FF you'd be rich! LOL</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I wish that were an option! I wonder if you can really be a pre reader in the publishing industry lol! </span><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And that is all for now. This chicken knows her Fan fiction, ever need a rec she is your chick! Might I add with good Fic taste. Boooo yaaa. This is Robandi69 signing out. Peace.</span></span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-31913975527984007422010-04-27T21:21:00.009-04:002010-08-07T04:11:18.553-04:00<span xmlns=""> </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">FF.net: </span><span style="color: black;"><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the tree house out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U</span></em></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/High_Anxiety">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/High_Anxiety</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">High Anxiety Chapter 37 </span></strong><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Since Mrs.Ficward and I are starting our blog in the middle of IP stories we are just going to pick up where we read the story last and post our convos as we read. </span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">**IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS STORY BEFORE Chapter 37 STOP READING*** </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Go to the link above and read this story because if were reading it then it is totes awesomesauce. Warning: As usual correct grammar is not used, like it or leave it sucka! :o)</span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">!*!*!*!*!*!*SPOILERS BIG TIME, BIG TIME SPOILERS*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!* </span></strong><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Tuesday April 27</b></span><sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>th</b></span></span></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b> 8:47 Am</b></span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF: </span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Read HA's update its awesomeness</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> :: wipes sleep out of eye to respond:: I just got up, HA updated?! WOOP!! Wait, Shit I have to read last week's update first. Haa haa no cliffy for me!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> (Chapter 36s update) Awwww I love Edward's letter to Bella…..Awwww He is singing to her.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB: Ok Started new update, I am excited cos I think that Edward is going to get good new news!!!!!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ::zips lips::</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yayayayayayay So excited. Ok be back later with thoughts. Edward & Co just walked into the court room to see Charlotte & Co and found out Char went to the nut hut, WOWza! Cant. Read. Fast. Enough</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF: </span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I know! I feel kinda bad for her. [Charlotte] She has no one stable, with her mom always telling her she's fat, and the abusive Boyfriend. [Peter]</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know, it had to of eaten her alive since Edward was her BFF and she was made to go through with the rape confession, under her boyfriends abusive threats.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> ::finished chapter, Doing the Truffle Shuffle::, I am so glad my stories are out of the HF Emo parts!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> They are so gonna Bang it out! I loved this fucking chapter; I knew it was going to be a good court visit cos I had faith!!! Poor Edward I thought he was going to shat his pants.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> WOOHOO! Something is going to happen to prevent the bang! Lmao. I will be soooo pissed. Please oh Please </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">EBT </span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">let them get doooooown!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> They need to go to a fucking field and bang with no one around.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> The tree house!!! Go to the tree house so you can't be interrupted.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> LOL. They can have smexy time in Barbie's Play House.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I loved how Bella ran to him after school, and jumped into his arms, such an awesome reunion.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> OMG! I was all but screaming LOOK UP!! HE CAN TOUCH YOU!!!!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I was so scared the cocksucker Judge was going to say "Oh wellz I still no likey rich kids so keep your dick dry till your girl is 18 mwahahahaha"</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> If the Judge was going to be a douche I would have thrown my BlackBerry out the fucking window, run down 2 flights of stairs and stomp on the motherfucker.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> If I were Bella I would be straddling Edward's lap 24/7</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh Oh Oh they can get their prom pictures taken at prom, and dance and do normal shit. Gosh I am so happy that I didn't get heartburn reading this story this time!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know! Maybe they will have cliché prom night "I can finally fuck you sex"</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Carlizzle was sooo funny telling E to wrap it before he taps it.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bahahahaa at Em and Jazz giving E condoms, they are such dudes. Then Bella says YAY you can touch me, let's go Fuck STAT.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> I know! I was sooo happy she was all "Nah we aint gonna wait. Take me home sparkle peen!"</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> They are going to get in so much trubbs cuz they'll be banging it out all the fucking time. PUN.INTENDED!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bella is on the Pill so they don't *have* to use a condom. I'm guessing they won't the first time. They wanna be skin to skin with all the shiz they been through.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Bahahah you think of everything you perv. But according to AA5 if they wrap it up wit will last longer.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh dude, you just reminded me of the shiz, it's gonna be fast lolz. All the pent up sexual tension will come to blows. ß I am so gross.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Predictions? Have any?</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> This is hard to predict. I know there are quite a few chappys left and that there is more angst to come. After what they been through with all the Tanya and drug bullshit I just can't see either of them having that kind of trouble again. I'm going to say Charlie becomes a douche and the house gets sold.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Yeah it's hard to tell what's gonna happen. Maybe something with Peter? I hope Bella's house doesn't get sold, it will hurt my heart. Baby Cullen needs to be born. I'm sure E&B will start looking into the future since they will be seniors. I wonder of Edward will get scouted for his Baseball skillz.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Oh you're probably right. Phil is a pro ball player…maybe Renee and Phil visit and Phil sees Edward = money with his pitching.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">RB:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Good point, I totes forgot Phil was a pro baller.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MF:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> This is the first time I have smiled in a looooong time reading this fic. Usually I am clutching my chest because my heart hurts.</span></span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-5887372262246718262010-04-25T21:11:00.005-04:002010-08-07T04:12:14.665-04:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLOvSNtOJesny35uWCqRpSaWmkyOKsRVyeYdInhzzZYM07IUfudS57Oa81KpfCfSDaBdvVUuLTvQs_Xz0Xb6dxV2S1EMf46TSXlQS7B9AnuHlDJo0XRpZFhXLaO8mAYJlPUlsIfRpX97c/s1600/EP.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" height="255" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464249978406172194" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLOvSNtOJesny35uWCqRpSaWmkyOKsRVyeYdInhzzZYM07IUfudS57Oa81KpfCfSDaBdvVUuLTvQs_Xz0Xb6dxV2S1EMf46TSXlQS7B9AnuHlDJo0XRpZFhXLaO8mAYJlPUlsIfRpX97c/s400/EP.jpg" style="display: block; height: 204px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 320px;" width="400" /></a><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">You have been warned.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">(Photo from EP Facebook. Creator listed on image)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This will probably make more sense to you if you actually go and read the chapter. We will be wicked fucking surprised if you haven't, because that would basically make you the only person in FFLand not reading this story.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So if you are have just arrived back on this planet after an alien abduction we would first like to welcome you back </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">::waves::</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> and tell you that we have a black president… he is the cat's pajamas; and EP owns us hardcore.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Here's the linkage </span><a href="http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/?zx=4b7045b0db0c7361"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/?zx=4b7045b0db0c7361</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Our first discussion is </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">ongoing, because this fic is IP (In Progress).</span><br />
<em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Emancipation Proclamation</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> is near and dear to our hearts. We have been reading this story since it was only about 10 chapter in and have followed Isabella (aka Vulnerbella) and Edward (aka Mafiaprinceward; he tweets if you are interested) from the very start. When we see that EP has posted we drop everything for it. I won't tell you some of the places we have snuck off to read this crack, because you might think less of us. We </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">needed</span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> our fix so fuck off.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Without further bullshit and whatnot… here is what we had to say about chappy 71.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">WARNING! If you are looking for some beautiful example of the English language YOU.ARE.IN.THE.WRONG.FUCKING.PLACE.</span><br />
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<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: What did you think about EP?</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: Aaawww shiiiiit. I can't BELIEVE they all made it out of that. I know things look grim but I assumed one of them would have gotten shot in the head. Carlizzle has to multitask like a mothafuckah to get all those peeps out alive.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: LOL! I knew one of our dudes would die but holy gunfight batman! Edward was gonna walk in there like "helloz, gimme my girl" lol I hope that Alec lives for Esme's sake</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: Dude, I nearly threw my computer @mafiaprinceward for that stupid ass move. Areyoufuckinkiddgmerightnow?!?!?!?! Booooy u </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">can't </span></em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">be that dumb. I love how Edwards & Royce are looking for 2 weeks and ain't found shit, but WOOP WOOP Dr C and Alec crack the case in like 15 minutes.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: Bahahaha I know! Just shows how immature Edward & Royce are. I also think there are holes in the initiation and Aro is a SHADY moe foe!!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I think that Aro knows who Isabella is...I just have a feeling he would rather her die. I want to punch him in the junk every time he says he's out of this shit. Carlisle was soooo much like Edward in this chapter, and at first, I thought maybe Khar was in an Edward frame of mind, but once MPW showed up it just showed that Edward is like Daddy C...ya know? It's actually really cool how she can do that as a writer. BTW, shouldn't Bella be MafiaPrincessElla now instead of VulnerBella? Say that 3 times fast!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: LOL! You make vera good points! I hope once Bella comes out of her Drug Stupor we will see some MafiaPrincessElla</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I think it should be her POV next, right? She probably didn't even hear all the shit going on I'm sure it will be Edwards though. I wonder if we're even close to the end...</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: At this point I have no predictions, it could drag on or it could be over in a few chapters with a leap in time?? I have a feeling Aro is going down.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward:</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Aro going down and Carlisle's trial is what makes me think it will go on for a while. Will Aro let Edward finish high school? Can they still live in Forks house since it was raided? At least if they go back Bella will have something to occupy her mind by cleaning up the place...cuz you know that mess will drive her insane.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I like the fact that I have no predictions for the story; It can go so may ways.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I know! I could seriously talk about the "what ifs" for hours.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I know!! Do you think Alec will die?</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: For Esme's sake, I really hope not. He's all she has. Carlisle is gonna be tossed in the slammer again though cuz he has to bring them all to the hospital. Well, unless he just gets them stable and then has Edward take them. They can blame it on the gangs.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: Yeah! Alec needs a hospital big time! This story is off the hizzy! I love it!</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs.Ficward</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I cant wait another month for an update, I just cant. Dear EP Gawds make Khar write every day until the story is complete. Luff Me. What's that? She has a life… oh that's right. I sometimes forget that these authors don't exist solely for the purpose of writing me a story.</span><br />
<strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Robandi69</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">: I cant wait another month!!! </span><em><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">::rubs hand over face::</span></em><br />
<span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic';"><br /></span> </span>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1226099359520258644.post-32343810450138215032010-01-27T08:10:00.001-05:002010-01-27T08:42:25.863-05:00What is this fan fiction you speak of..?In 2008 two more nut bags fell face first in to the Twilight world. Soon after the same two nut bags found Twilight Fan fiction (FF). We wanted more of those Twi characters (when I say more we mean we wanted smut lol) So instead of discussing our favorite fics through text, 160 characters doesn't get you far, we decided to throw our fuckery on a blog. We read Fan Fiction like it’s our job, a fun guilty pleasure, so why not have more fun with it. Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><strong>Mrs.Ficward</strong> (for her love of all Fanfiction-Edwards)<br /><br /><em>Where to begin… I was completely against reading Twilight because I assumed it was a book for teenage girls. When Eclipse was released I actually almost bought it. I didn’t realize it was part of a series and the description on the back looked interesting, but I had NO idea it was part of the “saga”.<br />Once the series was complete my mother decided to buy all the books. One fateful day I was bored and decided to pick up the first book and start reading. I read the first chapter at my mother’s house and was hooked. For the next 5 days I did nothing but take care of my son, go to work, and read the series.<br />While reading I just had to discuss the story with someone so I found a community online dedicated to talking about the books (you girlz know who you areJ). Because I was hella pissed about the FTB in BD I bitched and complained about my disappointment. My girlz offered me a solution to continue my obsession with the series… Fan Fiction. Now, I had heard of FF before, but most was Harry Potter fics that I just never felt the need to read. I mean WHO is going to try and do a better job than the amazing JKR?!?!? But when it came to Edward and Bella I was willing to give fic a try.<br />My first fic was The Untitled Continuation by gothicfanfiction. This story was an extension based 6 years later when Renesmee has reached full growth. I absolutely LOVED it. I asked for more recommendations, learned how to use the search function on fan fiction dot net and fell in to AH/AU fics. My first being The Office by tby789. Changed my LIFE. 130+ fics read and about 30 IP’s and here I am. Having read so many Robandi69 and I have decided to share our crazy discussions about the fics with all of you.<br />Just call us the Regis and Kelly of fics... We hope you enjoy, because we always have fun!!</em><br /><br /><em></em><br /><br />Robandi69 (me & Rob's celeb name mushed together, preparing for the future)<br /><br /><em>One day I finished the Twilight Saga and was bitching about the Fade to Black in Breaking Dawn. After the hundreds of pages I read in 8 days ya would’ve thought we get more action, I mean damn the characters are married now! I know I know it’s a young adult novel, but still I have read more action than nothing in other YA books. Any who, a friend says check out Fan Fiction, it will "fill in the blanks". What is the fan fiction you speak of, a rewrite of the story without the box blocking? Werd Up, take me to this goodness now please. So that’s where my FF addition started. I read “Mine” by JenWordSong Edwards POV of the Honeymoon. Then I was introduced to "Wide Awake" by Angstgoddess003. At first I had to get use to the fact that was not the Edward & Bella that I read about in Twilight. It took me a few times to get into the story because a) they were both human, b)it was a very different world than the Twilight books, c) the characters were dark and troubled, and just different. But I soon fell in love and I started to seek out different stories, and holy Christ on a cracker did the recs start rolling in. I didn’t realize how many stories were out there. That was it; I was addicted to fan fiction. This was December 2008, with 28 stories read, 13 stories that I am currently reading and an ever growing to be read list, it is just ridiculous. So MrsFicward and I decided why not make a blog of our awesome FF discussions that we have daily through text. And here we are. Hope you enjoy are ramblings and obnoxiousness, cos we are two crazy bitches, with no lives and the love of Twilight Fan fiction.<br /><br /><br /></em><em></em>Fan Fiction Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04448898991122584897noreply@blogger.com3