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Here we go again. EP was posted in the middle of a Tuesday and had us all over the emo radar.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't know that we're spoiling this shit for you by now then you only have yourself to blame.
Now go forth, read our wise fuckery.
Robandi69: I'm hererererere
MrsFicward: I am so fucking sad right now... I just don't even know what to think
Robandi69: What a fucking heartbreaking chapter that was!
MrsFicward: I was soooo off the whole goddamn time.
Robandi69: This story is such a mystery to me still even after all this time.
Robandi69: Aro making E watch all the dirty shit go down, making the boy beat the fuck out of his father!
MrsFicward: That was CRUEL. Aro was totes showing him that he would mos def make Edward take out his family.
Robandi69: So Edward had Isabella's notebook
Robandi69: That address is still in it...that might come up later and that will be bad
MrsFicward: The notebook is a BIG fucking deal. How would they both see that fucking guy.... it's too much of a coincidence
Robandi69: To much of a coincidence I will call him Scarface, wtf is going on there?!?!?!?
MrsFicward: As far as the pic is concerned, I think it was Aro who put the hit out on Elizabeth
MrsFicward: I think he knew about Renee and Isabella and left them there to rot.
MrsFicward: He wouldn't have been able to get past the fact that they were now slaves and that's all they knew.
Robandi69: Yes, I believe that too, and I believe that Aro knows who Bella is and he is sooo fucking with that whole fucking family
MrsFicward: Yup. There isn't even a word to describe how foul that man is.
Robandi69: It's disgusting! He does NOTHING but gives out orders and takes money
MrsFicward: Isabella has really gone back into slave mode a bit.
Robandi69: Edward is depressed
Robandi69: I feel for him he is stuck in a hard spot
MrsFicward: You're right.
MrsFicward: True true
MrsFicward: At least he isn't being as bad as he was during the prom.
Robandi69: Who do you really think Carlizzle was talking to on the phone?
MrsFicward: Alec?
Robandi69: I want to stick with my theory that Carlizzle is gonna take Aro down
MrsFicward: I hope fucking so!!!
Robandi69: Something's got to give
Robandi69: Edward can just leave Bella he CAN'T
MrsFicward: I won't be able to handle it.
MrsFicward: Maybe he will narc on Aro
Robandi69: Edward HATES the Mafia big time
MrsFicward: Dude my heart is breaking already.
Robandi69: I think he was talking to Jasper. So he can keep Bella on the other side of the US when he returns to ChiTown
MrsFicward: Me too. I want it to be Emmett so she can be closer to Edward, but I am sure I'm wrong
Robandi69: I want the same thing girl!!!
MrsFicward: I don't understand what the fucking point of that would be. So she can go to school?
Robandi69: I hope Bella don't go looking at that address in her notebook
Robandi69: even though he wrote it down wrong
MrsFicward: I am just as confused as ever.
Robandi69: Bella having that journal of Elizabeth's that has to do something for her
MrsFicward: I really can't make any predictions because I have about a million and they're all wrong.
Robandi69: and the fact that the story is going to end soon...we think...I hope not LOL
Robandi69: I really have no predictions
MrsFicward: I don't want it to end either... but I need to know what's going to happen. I just can't take it anymore. My heart is breaking right now. I'm not even kidding.
MrsFicward: I also risked getting fired today to read the update. Keep your fingers crossed.
MrsFicward: My boss was walking down the aisle while I was highlighting the text. The mission impossible music was really playing in my head as I pasted into word and then minimized.
Robandi69: Dear Khar, if I cried, there would be tears streaming down my face at the thought of E&B breaking up. PLEASE don't do that PLEASEEEEEEE xoxo Robandi
MrsFicward: Amen sistah.
Robandi69: Bahahaha!!!!! No shit, luckily I was home so I got to read it but the kids were all Hey mom hey mom I was like whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt its EP I need to hide
MrsFicward: PSshhhh don't they KNOW!!!
Robandi69: OK to wrap this up...E hates the spot that he is in
Robandi69: E and B are drifting apart
Robandi69: E may have to leave B
MrsFicward: E is once again going to make a decision for the both of them without B's input
MrsFicward: I hope to Gawd she fights him on it.
Robandi69: Aro is cock sucking stupidest dirty no good muther fucking fuck fuck fuck
MrsFicward: fucker
Robandi69: We hope Carlizzle has a plan to free them all
MrsFicward: Carlizzle is in on some shit that we have no clue about
MrsFicward: Afuckinmen!
Robandi69: Edward finally now after all this time he is going to listen to Dad...a little too late
MrsFicward: Emmett was awesome in this chapter. "Oh you're not the pizza guy" thank the good lawd for his comic relief
MrsFicward: Hold
Robandi69: and I wanted to CRY when Isabella said "If you're not free, then I am not free" OMG TEARSSSSSS
MrsFicward: Ok so Edward was talking about all this destiny mumbo jumbo and how Isabella was meant to be free and Edward was meant to join the mafia... but they were also MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! Why is he ignoring that?
Robandi69: but he is thinking :if you love something set it free"
MrsFicward: That line right there! That is what I mean. They belong together! There is no her without him is what she was telling him!
MrsFicward: She is telling him that when she says if he isn't free than neither is she
Robandi69: he is a hard headed stubborn asswhipe it gonna take him 4545646 chapters to figure that out
Robandi69: or after he leaves her, he will figure it out
MrsFicward: I mean she will be all alone. She isn't going to date and she is going to be so fucking sad.
Robandi69: My heart hurts I am sooooooo scared for the next chapter
MrsFicward: Honestly, I can't even begin to imagine her trying to be intimate with someone else. She would cry the entire time.
Robandi69: she won't go to anyone else
MrsFicward: I know that isn't everything but if he really just lets her go, she might do that.
Robandi69: the only other friend she had is dead (Jacob)
MrsFicward: so he is damning her to a life of being ALL ALONE!
MrsFicward: she wants a family. Lots of kids is her DREAM
MrsFicward: he's taking that away from her.
Robandi69: I really need a HEA like big time or I will punch myself in the face
MrsFicward: I'm srsly misty right now... Claire Danes quivering chin happening at this very moment.
Robandi69: Bella won't let him give up that easy!!!!
MrsFicward: I hope you're right, Robandi. I hope you're right.
MrsFicward: We are way too invested in these two.
Robandi69: Maybe come to find out that since Bella is a PrincessMafia she will be the BOSS lol
Robandi69: that would be fuck awesome
MrsFicward: That would be fucking amazing!
MrsFicward: She would just shut the whole operation down.
Robandi69: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Robandi69: we are so smart LOL
MrsFicward: Why is Aro the boss when Carlisle was the next Cullen?
Robandi69: yeah-good Question who the fuck is Aro?
MrsFicward: I don't know if that was ever explained. He must have been in the organization longer.
Robandi69: I might have to ask Khar that...hummmmm
MrsFicward: Dude we're going to have to see this fucking breakup from Isabella's POV. That is going to be the WORST!
Robandi69: ok I'm done here you??
MrsFicward: Yeah I can't even think about it anymore... it hurts too much.
Robandi69: I don't want to think about that!! no no no noi
MrsFicward: Until next time chicklets
Robandi69: now let me go try to cry…
As you may know by now Mrs.Ficward and I have random FF convos at any given time. This day was not any different, we think of something and have to share it with each other immanently! The funny fucking thing about this we think Khar was totes reading our minds!
This post contains **SPOILERS** for the EP current chapter and outtake.
Random EP convos: this is how we roll:
Saturday May 8th 1:56 pm
I am on my way to a Phillies game.
MF: I know you’re at the game but I was just thinking..I wonder if they will tell Emmett Stephan was his father? Oh but I think only Bella knows at this point.RB: I'm not at the game yet. But shit text me anyways lol. Yes I thought about that as well do you think Carlizzle knows?
RB: Dude watch The Hangover tonight! If not we can watch it together. (Yes that was an ADD turrets moment)
MF: Not sure if Carlizzle knows, but I think not.RB: Yeah knowing him [Carlizzle] he wouldn’t have taken Emmett in.
MF: Its weird to me to think he wouldn’t have done all the background shit that he did to BellaRB: I know but then again Elizabeth was volunteering at the rape canter.
MF: He [Carlizzle] would do anything for her. [Elizabeth]. I bet he knows and just doesn’t care.RB: I love Carliz and Eliz I would like a prequel of them, or a one shot or something
MF: The is a one-shot of them..I think. If there isn't that is an awesome idea.RB: Well if Khar does the Fandom Gives Back, we should suggest it.
MF: Good Idea
Well low and behold I think that Khar read our minds, because 2 days later she posted a an Elizabeth outtake one shot for the FGB!
While reading I knew a lot of the information because of Carlizzle's point of view earlier in EP. But this give more details. It shows how Elizabeth falls in love with wee Bella, how she tried to free her. There is also interaction with Edward and his mama, all leading up to the end of her life. It was sad of course, but it was nice to have a different point of view. It shows us why Lizzy was so adamant on freeing Bella, and how Carlizzle comes to get Bella per his dead wife's wishes. This is perfect for the EP fan!
This is Robandi singing off. Check ya laters Chuckers!
**SPOILER ALERT**
**WARNING WARNING GO READ THE NEW CHAPTER OF EP BEFORE CONTINUING WARNING WARNING**
Here we are again. Talking the talk but not walking the walk because it would be wicked hard to walk and type at the same time.
Go forth and listen to our words, for they ring wise and true… I don't really know why I'm still typing right now.
It's been a long ass day.
Robandi69: and here we are again to chat about our most favoritest thing eva..EP!!!!
Mrs.Ficward: EPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEEEPPPPPPP
Mrs.Ficward: What's the word darlin?
Robandi69: Alec is ALIVE, Bella is ALIVE.....
Mrs.Ficward: Thank GAWD!
Mrs.Ficward: I was totes skerrd.
Mrs.Ficward: So... I fucking LOVE Isabella POV... jussoyaknow
Robandi69: Yes this chapter was very satisfing, I was afraid of her POV but it was good!!!
Mrs.Ficward: So the beginning of the chapter was so beautiful... when Isabella was remembering Edwards's word. He love her long time.
Robandi69: I know I wanted to hug her..I felt so bad for her and what those bastards did to her!
Mrs.Ficward: That was some fucked up shit. It's scary to think just a few hours later and she would have been dead.
Robandi69: Oh I know they drugged her up good!
Mrs.Ficward: Reason #10733809474048 not to do drugs.... and please to be not administering them if you iz not a doc.
Robandi69: Yeah that nurse was a vag nugget! Glad they busted a cap in her ass!
Mrs.Ficward: She was a douchenozzle.
Mrs.Ficward: I am really glad she was persistent and told Edward he needed to tell her EVERYTHING. No more keeping secrets.
Robandi69: Dear Eddiekins, you can't lie to Bella, tell her the truth fucker!
Mrs.Ficward: Fo realz!
Mrs.Ficward: Soooo... they're home... and Edward is not in school... and Daddy C is being like super awesome.
Robandi69: So it's been a few weeks, do you think this is the time jump?
Mrs.Ficward: I don't know... I believe this is supposed to end in 2009, if I am remembering correctly. By my estimation it's still 2006.
Robandi69: hummm good point my special EP expert.
Robandi69: Wonder if Edward will make it back to school
Mrs.Ficward: Doubtful... although I really don't know what "business" he is taking care of if he ain't gonna go back to school.
Robandi69: So Carlizzle's talk to Bella, I want to cry so that means it hurt my heart.....
Mrs.Ficward: I know what you mean, BB. I couldn't believe he opened up like that. Even gave her Elizabeth's diary... that is HUGE.
Robandi69: and it's for her to help herself to get along. So the big question here is:
Robandi69: Does Carlizzle think he is gonna be locked up (yes) But what I think is that he is going to take Aro down
Mrs.Ficward: This is what I love about EP... all my predictions are so fucking beyond wrong but I still LOVE thinking about it.
Robandi69: Yes I agree I love to be proven wrong and it's a nice surprise when I am
Mrs.Ficward: Maybe you're right and this is the jump... Edward will just be in the business and life will go on. Until Aro somehow becomes suspicious of who Izzy Bizzy really iz...zy
Robandi69: I mean Carlizzle was all "this is my last Christmas" and shit ::sad face::
Mrs.Ficward: Hmmm I'm not sure about that. If he hurts Aro he is signing a death certificate for his entire family.
Robandi69: Good point yet again, I didn't look at that side of things....
Mrs.Ficward: I say he goes to jail quietly. He will probably only get a few years.
Robandi69: Damn I have no fucking idea what is going to transpire!
Mrs.Ficward: I'm sure the charges are for weapons and drugs or some shit... not murder.
Mrs.Ficward: Me either. I want to know what happens to Edward and Isabella from this point forward. How does this change their relationship?
Robandi69: no not murder...hummm my ideas are pretty Dry. What about Edward & Bella so you see a HEA?
Robandi69: JINX!!!
Mrs.Ficward: LMAO!
Robandi69: I hope so I mean damn they been through ALLOT good and bad
Mrs.Ficward: I see a HEA... because I think Khar loves these two and wants them to be happy. They will only be truly happy if they're together.
Robandi69: OK good cos if not I will throw my computer and quit fanfic for life..................maybe
Mrs.Ficward: We haven't had an EP lemon if a fucking long ass time! Dear EP Gawds... Please let E&B get sum... Luff Me
Robandi69: Yes the mafia prince & princess needs to bang it out one more time....
Robandi69: or 7 more times...
Mrs.Ficward: They've never had makeup sex, have they?
Robandi69: no they haven't done it since BEOFRE Arizona right?
Mrs.Ficward: Shit! I think they were going in that direction when they got back but something interrupted them.
Mrs.Ficward: So that is our request... gimme some time jump and sexytimez. These two need to blow off some steam.
Robandi69: Yes we need some Happy please I know I am asking a lot, but Hot damn it's been Emo up in dis bitch
Robandi69: or Drop a Prozac in their drink shit
Mrs.Ficward: Totes agree. Maybe Edward can propose to Bella at Christmas or something. I know it's cliché but they need to reconnect.
Robandi69: awww that would be cute or maybe on V-day I know another cliché but it will be a year since she cashed her V card and he sang he that awesome song (18th Floor Balcony by Blue October get it NOW its and awesome song)
Robandi69: oh sorry I was reminiscing on the early days of EP
Mrs.Ficward: Well that's all I got. I have no motherfucking clue where this is headed... but I want an E&B lemon fo sho. Pwease
Mrs.Ficward: We are totes doing a reread at some point... clear your schedule.
Robandi69: Yeah give is some smeaxy time and some happy xoxo love me!
Mrs.Ficward: Until next time... fuckers ;-)
Robandi69: Peace out mother chuckers!
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You have been warned.
(Photo from EP Facebook. Creator listed on image)
This will probably make more sense to you if you actually go and read the chapter. We will be wicked fucking surprised if you haven't, because that would basically make you the only person in FFLand not reading this story.
So if you are have just arrived back on this planet after an alien abduction we would first like to welcome you back ::waves:: and tell you that we have a black president… he is the cat's pajamas; and EP owns us hardcore.
Here's the linkage http://kharizzmatik-ep.blogspot.com/?zx=4b7045b0db0c7361
Our first discussion is ongoing, because this fic is IP (In Progress).
Emancipation Proclamation is near and dear to our hearts. We have been reading this story since it was only about 10 chapter in and have followed Isabella (aka Vulnerbella) and Edward (aka Mafiaprinceward; he tweets if you are interested) from the very start. When we see that EP has posted we drop everything for it. I won't tell you some of the places we have snuck off to read this crack, because you might think less of us. We needed our fix so fuck off.
Without further bullshit and whatnot… here is what we had to say about chappy 71.
WARNING! If you are looking for some beautiful example of the English language YOU.ARE.IN.THE.WRONG.FUCKING.PLACE.
Robandi69: What did you think about EP?
Mrs.Ficward: Aaawww shiiiiit. I can't BELIEVE they all made it out of that. I know things look grim but I assumed one of them would have gotten shot in the head. Carlizzle has to multitask like a mothafuckah to get all those peeps out alive.
Robandi69: LOL! I knew one of our dudes would die but holy gunfight batman! Edward was gonna walk in there like "helloz, gimme my girl" lol I hope that Alec lives for Esme's sake
Mrs.Ficward: Dude, I nearly threw my computer @mafiaprinceward for that stupid ass move. Areyoufuckinkiddgmerightnow?!?!?!?! Booooy u can't be that dumb. I love how Edwards & Royce are looking for 2 weeks and ain't found shit, but WOOP WOOP Dr C and Alec crack the case in like 15 minutes.
Robandi69: Bahahaha I know! Just shows how immature Edward & Royce are. I also think there are holes in the initiation and Aro is a SHADY moe foe!!
Mrs.Ficward: I think that Aro knows who Isabella is...I just have a feeling he would rather her die. I want to punch him in the junk every time he says he's out of this shit. Carlisle was soooo much like Edward in this chapter, and at first, I thought maybe Khar was in an Edward frame of mind, but once MPW showed up it just showed that Edward is like Daddy C...ya know? It's actually really cool how she can do that as a writer. BTW, shouldn't Bella be MafiaPrincessElla now instead of VulnerBella? Say that 3 times fast!
Robandi69: LOL! You make vera good points! I hope once Bella comes out of her Drug Stupor we will see some MafiaPrincessElla
Mrs.Ficward: I think it should be her POV next, right? She probably didn't even hear all the shit going on I'm sure it will be Edwards though. I wonder if we're even close to the end...
Robandi69: At this point I have no predictions, it could drag on or it could be over in a few chapters with a leap in time?? I have a feeling Aro is going down.
Mrs.Ficward: Aro going down and Carlisle's trial is what makes me think it will go on for a while. Will Aro let Edward finish high school? Can they still live in Forks house since it was raided? At least if they go back Bella will have something to occupy her mind by cleaning up the place...cuz you know that mess will drive her insane.
Robandi69: I like the fact that I have no predictions for the story; It can go so may ways.
Mrs.Ficward: I know! I could seriously talk about the "what ifs" for hours.
Robandi69: I know!! Do you think Alec will die?
Mrs.Ficward: For Esme's sake, I really hope not. He's all she has. Carlisle is gonna be tossed in the slammer again though cuz he has to bring them all to the hospital. Well, unless he just gets them stable and then has Edward take them. They can blame it on the gangs.
Robandi69: Yeah! Alec needs a hospital big time! This story is off the hizzy! I love it!
Mrs.Ficward: I cant wait another month for an update, I just cant. Dear EP Gawds make Khar write every day until the story is complete. Luff Me. What's that? She has a life… oh that's right. I sometimes forget that these authors don't exist solely for the purpose of writing me a story.
Robandi69: I cant wait another month!!! ::rubs hand over face::
