Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by withthevampsofcourse












http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4561940/1/



Edward = Scotch, Jasper = Gin, and of course New Girl = Bella.


This is a classic FF. If you have not picked it up it yet, stop reading this and go read SG&NG stat. I am pretty sure everyone in the FF world had read this epic story. This was the second story that I read in my FF adventure, which made me read more and more and more and more stories… it's ridiculous. I will admit that this is the only FF that I have read twice.
This story reminds me of a combo of Cruel Intentions and Gossip Girl. All the characters attend Forks Academy full of the rich. Bella Swan is the new girl; she has inherited Grandmas money and per Grandma's wishes, she is to attend FA.
Bella in this story is a badass, trendsetter, slut bag, witty chick that you can't help but to love. Then we have our regular characters
Edward, a Playboy with the hotness of Sebastian, the attitude of Chuck Bass. Girls want him, and he takes them and leaves them.
Emmett aka Biggie Smalls wanna-be, is just plain awesome, he had inspired the play list on this Blog (I see you bobbin your head, fuckers… don't lie).
Alice & Rose are bff's by default, Alice fucks the drummer of famous bands, she loves her rock stars, and Rose is the typical Bitch aka Blair Waldorf/Katherine.
Jasper. Oh Jasper Whitlock. My, oh my, what can I say about him except that he is my favorite Jasper in a the FF word to date. He is magically delicious and I want to hug him, hump him, and put him in my pocket for later. He is a White Trash wanna-be bad-ass GTO fedora pimpin' wife beater sportin' wallet chain wearing hottie! He walks around without a care in the world all-nonchalant. He owned me the second he came into the story, and owned me all over again when she dumped liquor in his Slurpee. He has befriended Bella, but loves Alice. Alice however loves her drummers, which Jasper is not.
So there is a Bet, there is drinking, smoking of the reefers, rap music, poker, Target shopping, knee high with Doc Martins, resisting and seducing. Let's not forget cat fights, races, bed talking, Vegas, more snark, parties, broken hearts, lake jumping, party crashing, piano playing, pervert plastic surgery dads who marry women a few years older than their son. Let's see there are drunk moms who hung out on the wrong side of the tracks, did I mention Vegas? Dress ripping and banging. Yep got some sweet lemons going on (which Mrs.Fiward suggests you listen the Closer by KOL while reading. Trust.).
If this don't have you running to the story by now then you be crazy. I rate this story in my top 10 favorite fics, and that's saying something cos I am a picky mofo!
So go read Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl and fall in love with these crazy characters. (Again)


TheRainGirl and her fic Inamorata
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5854370/1/



Hump Hump… Hump Hump… what's all the humping you ask? Well it's Hump Day in these here parts so we have decided that each week we will hump a new fic. A little bit of pimpage, if you will. So this week we are bangin' up against…


When Edward and Bella are, involved being a peeping Tom doesn't sound so sleazy.
Bella and Edward are next-door neighbors who have yet to meet. One day while Bella (super sexy Stripperella) is dancing in her bedroom and gives Edward (who I am affectionately calling Peeperward) something to look at.

The descriptions of how the events unfold in this story are fucking hilarious. All the reactions are so real and comedic that I want it to be made into a movie so I can watch it over and over again. The greatest part… it doesn't have to be put in a visual form because TRG makes you feel like you are right there watching it happen.

We are 6 chapters in, and I am told the pivotal part of the story is coming up, but maybe if we reviewreviewreview we can get TheRainGirl to keep this story going!!
And come on… who hasn't fantasized about Edward Cullen watching you through your bedroom window? ::raises hand proudly::

Robandi69
Hello and welcome to our first Wednesday Hump Day Pimp Day here on FFA. We told you that we would do everything to help you feed your FanFic addiction so here we go!
Today is special not because it's our first Pimp day, but the lovely stories we are pimping out like a Vegas hooker, is two of our very own, when I say very own I mean our TwiNestiesBesties. These ladies have amazing writing skills, and it's just exciting to get to read our friends work. Also we get to bug them first hand for updates, and sometimes get asked for input for the stories making us feel extra fuzzy! So with out further a do here is my Hump Day Pimpage:
This next story were Pimping is by our lovah TheRainGirl, Inamorata.

This story is IP but there are few chapters up, she updates pretty frequently. This is TheRainGirl's first fan fiction, and it is awesomely cute! So far the story has me laughing at these silly characters. Bella is Edwards's new next door neighbor and Peeperward can stop peeping out of window directly into her bedroom window. The funny thing Bella enjoys stripper pole aerobics to "help her with her coordination." Edward is going to loose his shit very soon. The characters a witty and cute so far, and I look forward to more of this story and the first time Edward & Bella really meet. I am already laughing at the inner thoughts of these two. Check out this story for some lolz especially after reading The Kubler Ross Model!

That's all from me! Robandi69 signing off. Peace Chuckers

P.S. Don't forget to watch my future 2nd husband (Rob) on Oprah next week; I am sure he will be yummy. And let's count how many times Butch, I mean KStew, gives Oprah the famous "Bitchface". I hope Oprah tells her "Oh no you didn't chald, you will answer my questions and you will like it." Sorry I get out of hand with my inner thoughts.
Go read these 2 fics Mrs.Ficward and I just told you about. Peace.




**SPOILER ALERT**
**WARNING WARNING GO READ THE NEW CHAPTER OF EP BEFORE CONTINUING WARNING WARNING**

Here we are again. Talking the talk but not walking the walk because it would be wicked hard to walk and type at the same time.
Go forth and listen to our words, for they ring wise and true… I don't really know why I'm still typing right now.
It's been a long ass day.
Robandi69: and here we are again to chat about our most favoritest thing eva..EP!!!!
Mrs.Ficward: EPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEEEPPPPP​PP
Mrs.Ficward: What's the word darlin?
Robandi69: Alec is ALIVE, Bella is ALIVE.....
Mrs.Ficward: Thank GAWD!
Mrs.Ficward: I was totes skerrd.
Mrs.Ficward: So... I fucking LOVE Isabella POV... jussoyaknow
Robandi69: Yes this chapter was very satisfing, I was afraid of her POV but it was good!!!
Mrs.Ficward: So the beginning of the chapter was so beautiful... when Isabella was remembering Edwards's word. He love her long time.
Robandi69: I know I wanted to hug her..I felt so bad for her and what those bastards did to her!
Mrs.Ficward: That was some fucked up shit. It's scary to think just a few hours later and she would have been dead.
Robandi69: Oh I know they drugged her up good!
Mrs.Ficward: Reason #10733809474048 not to do drugs.... and please to be not administering them if you iz not a doc.
Robandi69: Yeah that nurse was a vag nugget! Glad they busted a cap in her ass!
Mrs.Ficward: She was a douchenozzle.
Mrs.Ficward: I am really glad she was persistent and told Edward he needed to tell her EVERYTHING. No more keeping secrets.
Robandi69: Dear Eddiekins, you can't lie to Bella, tell her the truth fucker!
Mrs.Ficward: Fo realz!
Mrs.Ficward: Soooo... they're home... and Edward is not in school... and Daddy C is being like super awesome.
Robandi69: So it's been a few weeks, do you think this is the time jump?
Mrs.Ficward: I don't know... I believe this is supposed to end in 2009, if I am remembering correctly. By my estimation it's still 2006.
Robandi69: hummm good point my special EP expert.
Robandi69: Wonder if Edward will make it back to school
Mrs.Ficward: Doubtful... although I really don't know what "business" he is taking care of if he ain't gonna go back to school.
Robandi69: So Carlizzle's talk to Bella, I want to cry so that means it hurt my heart.....
Mrs.Ficward: I know what you mean, BB. I couldn't believe he opened up like that. Even gave her Elizabeth's diary... that is HUGE.
Robandi69: and it's for her to help herself to get along. So the big question here is:
Robandi69: Does Carlizzle think he is gonna be locked up (yes) But what I think is that he is going to take Aro down
Mrs.Ficward: This is what I love about EP... all my predictions are so fucking beyond wrong but I still LOVE thinking about it.
Robandi69: Yes I agree I love to be proven wrong and it's a nice surprise when I am
Mrs.Ficward: Maybe you're right and this is the jump... Edward will just be in the business and life will go on. Until Aro somehow becomes suspicious of who Izzy Bizzy really iz...zy
Robandi69: I mean Carlizzle was all "this is my last Christmas" and shit ::sad face::
Mrs.Ficward: Hmmm I'm not sure about that. If he hurts Aro he is signing a death certificate for his entire family.
Robandi69: Good point yet again, I didn't look at that side of things....
Mrs.Ficward: I say he goes to jail quietly. He will probably only get a few years.
Robandi69: Damn I have no fucking idea what is going to transpire!
Mrs.Ficward: I'm sure the charges are for weapons and drugs or some shit... not murder.
Mrs.Ficward: Me either. I want to know what happens to Edward and Isabella from this point forward. How does this change their relationship?
Robandi69: no not murder...hummm my ideas are pretty Dry. What about Edward & Bella so you see a HEA?
Robandi69: JINX!!!
Mrs.Ficward: LMAO!
Robandi69: I hope so I mean damn they been through ALLOT good and bad
Mrs.Ficward: I see a HEA... because I think Khar loves these two and wants them to be happy. They will only be truly happy if they're together.
Robandi69: OK good cos if not I will throw my computer and quit fanfic for life..................ma​ybe
Mrs.Ficward: We haven't had an EP lemon if a fucking long ass time! Dear EP Gawds... Please let E&B get sum... Luff Me
Robandi69: Yes the mafia prince & princess needs to bang it out one more time....
Robandi69: or 7 more times...
Mrs.Ficward: They've never had makeup sex, have they?
Robandi69: no they haven't done it since BEOFRE Arizona right?
Mrs.Ficward: Shit! I think they were going in that direction when they got back but something interrupted them.
Mrs.Ficward: So that is our request... gimme some time jump and sexytimez. These two need to blow off some steam.
Robandi69: Yes we need some Happy please I know I am asking a lot, but Hot damn it's been Emo up in dis bitch
Robandi69: or Drop a Prozac in their drink shit
Mrs.Ficward: Totes agree. Maybe Edward can propose to Bella at Christmas or something. I know it's cliché but they need to reconnect.
Robandi69: awww that would be cute or maybe on V-day I know another cliché but it will be a year since she cashed her V card and he sang he that awesome song (18th Floor Balcony by Blue October get it NOW its and awesome song)
Robandi69: oh sorry I was reminiscing on the early days of EP
Mrs.Ficward: Well that's all I got. I have no motherfucking clue where this is headed... but I want an E&B lemon fo sho. Pwease
Mrs.Ficward: We are totes doing a reread at some point... clear your schedule.
Robandi69: Yeah give is some smeaxy time and some happy xoxo love me!
Mrs.Ficward: Until next time... fuckers ;-)
Robandi69: Peace out mother chuckers!