**SPOILER ALERT**
**WARNING WARNING GO READ THE NEW CHAPTER OF EP BEFORE CONTINUING WARNING WARNING**

Here we are again. Talking the talk but not walking the walk because it would be wicked hard to walk and type at the same time.
Go forth and listen to our words, for they ring wise and true… I don't really know why I'm still typing right now.
It's been a long ass day.
Robandi69: and here we are again to chat about our most favoritest thing eva..EP!!!!
Mrs.Ficward: EPEPEPEPEPEPEPEEEEEPPPPP​PP
Mrs.Ficward: What's the word darlin?
Robandi69: Alec is ALIVE, Bella is ALIVE.....
Mrs.Ficward: Thank GAWD!
Mrs.Ficward: I was totes skerrd.
Mrs.Ficward: So... I fucking LOVE Isabella POV... jussoyaknow
Robandi69: Yes this chapter was very satisfing, I was afraid of her POV but it was good!!!
Mrs.Ficward: So the beginning of the chapter was so beautiful... when Isabella was remembering Edwards's word. He love her long time.
Robandi69: I know I wanted to hug her..I felt so bad for her and what those bastards did to her!
Mrs.Ficward: That was some fucked up shit. It's scary to think just a few hours later and she would have been dead.
Robandi69: Oh I know they drugged her up good!
Mrs.Ficward: Reason #10733809474048 not to do drugs.... and please to be not administering them if you iz not a doc.
Robandi69: Yeah that nurse was a vag nugget! Glad they busted a cap in her ass!
Mrs.Ficward: She was a douchenozzle.
Mrs.Ficward: I am really glad she was persistent and told Edward he needed to tell her EVERYTHING. No more keeping secrets.
Robandi69: Dear Eddiekins, you can't lie to Bella, tell her the truth fucker!
Mrs.Ficward: Fo realz!
Mrs.Ficward: Soooo... they're home... and Edward is not in school... and Daddy C is being like super awesome.
Robandi69: So it's been a few weeks, do you think this is the time jump?
Mrs.Ficward: I don't know... I believe this is supposed to end in 2009, if I am remembering correctly. By my estimation it's still 2006.
Robandi69: hummm good point my special EP expert.
Robandi69: Wonder if Edward will make it back to school
Mrs.Ficward: Doubtful... although I really don't know what "business" he is taking care of if he ain't gonna go back to school.
Robandi69: So Carlizzle's talk to Bella, I want to cry so that means it hurt my heart.....
Mrs.Ficward: I know what you mean, BB. I couldn't believe he opened up like that. Even gave her Elizabeth's diary... that is HUGE.
Robandi69: and it's for her to help herself to get along. So the big question here is:
Robandi69: Does Carlizzle think he is gonna be locked up (yes) But what I think is that he is going to take Aro down
Mrs.Ficward: This is what I love about EP... all my predictions are so fucking beyond wrong but I still LOVE thinking about it.
Robandi69: Yes I agree I love to be proven wrong and it's a nice surprise when I am
Mrs.Ficward: Maybe you're right and this is the jump... Edward will just be in the business and life will go on. Until Aro somehow becomes suspicious of who Izzy Bizzy really iz...zy
Robandi69: I mean Carlizzle was all "this is my last Christmas" and shit ::sad face::
Mrs.Ficward: Hmmm I'm not sure about that. If he hurts Aro he is signing a death certificate for his entire family.
Robandi69: Good point yet again, I didn't look at that side of things....
Mrs.Ficward: I say he goes to jail quietly. He will probably only get a few years.
Robandi69: Damn I have no fucking idea what is going to transpire!
Mrs.Ficward: I'm sure the charges are for weapons and drugs or some shit... not murder.
Mrs.Ficward: Me either. I want to know what happens to Edward and Isabella from this point forward. How does this change their relationship?
Robandi69: no not murder...hummm my ideas are pretty Dry. What about Edward & Bella so you see a HEA?
Robandi69: JINX!!!
Mrs.Ficward: LMAO!
Robandi69: I hope so I mean damn they been through ALLOT good and bad
Mrs.Ficward: I see a HEA... because I think Khar loves these two and wants them to be happy. They will only be truly happy if they're together.
Robandi69: OK good cos if not I will throw my computer and quit fanfic for life..................ma​ybe
Mrs.Ficward: We haven't had an EP lemon if a fucking long ass time! Dear EP Gawds... Please let E&B get sum... Luff Me
Robandi69: Yes the mafia prince & princess needs to bang it out one more time....
Robandi69: or 7 more times...
Mrs.Ficward: They've never had makeup sex, have they?
Robandi69: no they haven't done it since BEOFRE Arizona right?
Mrs.Ficward: Shit! I think they were going in that direction when they got back but something interrupted them.
Mrs.Ficward: So that is our request... gimme some time jump and sexytimez. These two need to blow off some steam.
Robandi69: Yes we need some Happy please I know I am asking a lot, but Hot damn it's been Emo up in dis bitch
Robandi69: or Drop a Prozac in their drink shit
Mrs.Ficward: Totes agree. Maybe Edward can propose to Bella at Christmas or something. I know it's cliché but they need to reconnect.
Robandi69: awww that would be cute or maybe on V-day I know another cliché but it will be a year since she cashed her V card and he sang he that awesome song (18th Floor Balcony by Blue October get it NOW its and awesome song)
Robandi69: oh sorry I was reminiscing on the early days of EP
Mrs.Ficward: Well that's all I got. I have no motherfucking clue where this is headed... but I want an E&B lemon fo sho. Pwease
Mrs.Ficward: We are totes doing a reread at some point... clear your schedule.
Robandi69: Yeah give is some smeaxy time and some happy xoxo love me!
Mrs.Ficward: Until next time... fuckers ;-)
Robandi69: Peace out mother chuckers!