A New Post?! Yes! Firefly In Summer- Breakdown

Hey Mrs. Ficward, remember that time you and I made a fan fic blog because, we read so much fanfic we needed a place to talk about it, rec it and such?
Ok its time to get back on it.  I hope it lasts this time.  Don't kill us if it dont.

The reason for this out of the blue post is because Mrs. Ficward and I have been reading this Fan Fic for a while now, you've may of heard of it: Firefly in Summer by primarycolors
We started this story together, it is a WIP, IP..what ever you want to call it.  It's not complete.
The author updates on the regular every week, so if your not reading get on this shit, stop reading this post because its it going to have SPOILERS!
Now if you are reading this story, you may or may not be confused as to what the hell is going on.
Yesterday, and for about the past 10-15 updates I've been confused, thought the story would sort itself out, but in reality I was not paying attention and grasping some of the important stuff.
I turned to my trusty fan fic girls and was all WTFbbq is going on in this dang story? They to were confused also, so we spent the rest of the day sorting the story out, and I think I got it! 
I totally made a bullet point guide to this story...yes I'm a fucking dork...sue me!


Firefly in Summer- Lets Break it on down....

Think of this story having 3.1 Edwards, and 2 Bellas. 
The time takes place in 2009 part 1 (Edward #1 & Bella #1)
Then 2004 part 2 (Edward #1.2 & Bella #2)
Then 2004-2009 part2 (Edward #2 & Bella #2) then (Edward #3 and Bella #2)

Chapters 1-15
Edward #1
Who is Edward #1?
• We meet him 2009 part 1 in chapter one
 Knows Emmett (lost contact w/ Emmett when left for college)
 Tanya is an Ex
 Worked in NY before moving to Summer side
 Sucky relationship w/ Dad
 Close relationship with Uncle
 Uncle Dies (Heart attack)
 Edward inherits Uncles bar in Summer side
• Meets Bella #1 (Broken Bella)
• Meets Dr. Shan (the time travel researcher)
• Loses Bella
**************Stop here if you haven't read past chapter 15*************
End of chapter 15-32
• Edward #1 Time Travels to 2004 for HIS 2nd time
• During this visit to 2004 he has ALL memories 2004-2009 part 1
• During this visit Edward makes changes in 2004 that effect Bella, Rose, & Emmett (maybe Uncle)
Time travel is Edward #1 aka #1.2 in 2004 pt2 has to get to know this Bella (Bella#2)
 Bella #2 is young, not Broken (Edward does not know this Bella)
 Bella#2 does NOT know this Edward
 Edward#1.2 explains to Bella their future, his time travel, and gets to know her
 Edward#1.2 contacts Dr. Shan (meets up w/ him in Co.)
 Edward is with Tanya—Dumps Tanya
 Edward #1.2 falls in love with Bella #2
 Bella #2 falls for Edward#1.2
• They have sex
• They learn that he needs to leave her and redo his time
• It will take her 5 years to meet Edward again Edward WILL NOT REMEMBER HER during this 5 year hiatus

• Edward#1.2 leaves Bella#2
• Edward #1.2 tells Uncle of the Sox, makes bet on his health
• Edward#1.2 had argument with Rose about leaving Bella
• Edward#1.2 Writes his self a letter about his own changes to make as he redoes 2004-2009 part 2
• Edward#1.2 removes any physical memories of Bella #1 & Bella#2
• Edward#1.2 goes to sleep

Edward #2 is now redoing 2004 (we the reader didnt read this Edward yet)
 Edward#2 is has no knowledge of time travel
 No Bella memory AT ALL
 He is redoing 2004 via the Letter

At the End of Chapter 32 we meet Edward#3
CORRECTION!!!  After tweeting with the author, I have to make a correction:
Edward#3 as ALL the memories, even the memory of meeting Young Bella.

Edward#3 (who is now a combo Edward 1 & 2)
• Edward#3 wakes up in 2009 part 2
• Edward#3 has 2 sets of memories : Edward#1 (see above) and Edward#2 (we the reader does not know Edward#2)
• Edward#3 remembers only Bella#1 (Broken Bella) AND Bella#2
Edward#3 does not remember anything of what Edward#1.2 did… no Co. No memory of Bella #2, falling for her, sex with her, Rose argument...none!

The Letter
If Edward#2 followed the letter that Edward #1.2 wrote (did what it said make the changes form 2004-2009 part 1) then Present Edward aka Edward #3 should have the following:
• He should be in Summer side right now writing
• Forgiven his father
• Will meet Bella…Bella#2 (around 22 y/o, not Broken, not the Bella#1 he knew)
* Edward #3 remembers Bella #2
• Bella #2 knows Edward #2

Will Edward #3 get all that he told himself he wanted per the letter?
Will Bella#2 come and find him?
What did Edward#2 do or not do to make these changes?

Does this help?  Am I missing anything?  Please chime in. 
I will perhaps update as the story goes on.


First Annual Fucktastic Fic Awards!

Because we read SO much fanfiction and are constantly asking each other “who’s your favorite Edward.…?” Or saying “This story is in my top 5 all time fav’s!” we decided we want to know what the rest of you are thinking.

Below you will find our snazzy categories. So tell us what’s yo fancy, baby.

Here’s how it works:

Ø Copy and past this list into an email and give use ONE nomination per category.
Ø You can give us nominees for all of the categories, or just a few.
Ø ALL nominated stories must meet the requirement of their category.
Ø The story must have been updated in 2010, and cannot be an EPIC fic.
Ø Any couplings are allowed (E/B – Em/R – Em/B – E/A etc…)
Ø EPIC fics may have
o   Been posting for more than one year
o   More than 50 chapters
o   Over 5k reviews
o   Currently be complete or IP.
Ø Top 5 cumulative nominees received by November 17th at midnight will go into the finals.
Ø Forward to ffanonymous7@gmail.com
Ø Please no smear campaigns… this shit is supposed to be fun so don’t fuck it up!

Get it…? Got it…? Good!

On to the categories…
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* Made you bawl your fucking eyes out –
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* Fic that could have been SEVERAL chapters shorter –
* Fic that made you want to, or actually, throw your computer –
* Author you want to be besties with –
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* Best playlist –
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* Plot with the most fuckery –
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Don’t forget to get those nominees in by November 17th. Voting will begin November 27th.

Robandi - Mrs.Ficward

Died and Gone to Heaven by DoUTrustMe

Banner by Ange de l'aube
Tallulah wraps her brand new car around a tree.  She is in a hospital bed, she sees God.  Tallulah is hot for some Jesus daddy.
"Do you have sex? With Mrs. God?"
"Not recently."
"You should."
"I'll take that under advisement."
I finally managed to pry one eye open. "God?"
"Mm." God was leaning over facing away from me checking some clear tubing on a pole.
"You have a nice ass, too."
God threw back his head and laughed as he walked out of the hospital room.

God tells her, her name is Bella, and thanks her for her complement.
Bella’s memory is gone. She can’t remember a thing. She finds out that God, now called Dr. SexGod is her husband. Dr. SexGod is delicious, she is happy that she gets to go home with his yummyness.

This Fic is filled with many hysterical nick names for Edward, and Edward’s body parts.
“The Twins, The Item, Caption Cock, Love Boat are just a few.
"What do I call you?" I asked.
He put his book down.
"Besides Doctor SexGod? Edward. Eddie. Ed. Teddy. Ted. The Cullenator? What do I usually call you?"
"It depends on the circumstance."
"If you're upset or serious you call me Edward. If you're happy and flirting you call me Edster. Then there's the Edmeister, the Ed man, Edless Horseman, Big Ed, Mr. Ed, Doctor Ed, Doctor Edper, Doctor Love ... "
"Okay, I get it. I have a lot of names for you."
"And then in the heat of passion you call me Edward-ooooh."
"No. Oh, Edward, oh, oh, Edward oh, Edward oh. Edward-ooooh," he demonstrated in a breathy voice.
I clamped my thighs together.
"Ooooh," I responded cleverly.
"Kind of like you just did there only breathier and louder and with Edward in front," he explained politely and went back to his book.

If you are interested to find out about 18
th Century Time Traveling Bare Naked Robbers, read this.
If you are wondering what genetically engineered super crotch moths have to do with Bella & Edward, run don’t walk to this fic.
You will also find out that Bella has all kinds of diabolical plans to get Triple X aka Edward naked.  Her plans are awesome, even Sexward has some diabolical plans up his sleeve.
So much for my evil, diabolical plan. I'd been planning to serve him breakfast in bed wearing nothing but an apron.
X had his own bag of tricks. They might even be better than mine. His plan was more diabolical. His plan had also worked.
Five-Oh Papa Chuck graces us with this awesomesauce presents
Charlie's mustache opened the front door of his house and welcomed us in.
You also get to meet Mama & Daddy Sex, and the rest of the Cullen Family Sex. B wonders if the Cullen Family has access to a fountain of youth—an elixir of immortality to stay young perfect and sexy.

Bella finds her wedding video she watches over and over to try to regain her memory.  She wants to know all about her husband.  She knows she loves him, but she wants to know what made her love him, what their relationship was like before her memory was lost.
Edward is just awesome.   He adds fun to her crazy stories, and goes along with her nick names like “The Item.”  (Not to be confused with The Situation)  He loves this girl, so much that he wants to buy her a tank to drive so she won’t get hurt. He is patient with her, he is kind, but he also loves the smexin as much as she.

This all sounds off the hizzy don’t it?  Yeah, but this some genus writing here people.  If you need some break from the angst, waiting for some update, you should check this bad boy out.  You won’t be disappointed.  Let us know what you think.  Let DoUTrustMe know what you think of her fuckery.  You will laugh your ass off.  I promise.

Xoxo Robandi