One Day Mrs.Ficward and I were bored and I decided to interview her, get into her Fan Fic obsessed brain. How you enjoy our fuckery. Xoxo Robandi69
Robandi69: Ok Welcome to my gay ass interview about your love of fan fiction
Mrs.Ficward: Thank you for having me. I have always wanted to be on this program :-P
Robandi69: When did you start reading this crack we call FF?
Mrs.Ficward: I started partaking in the crack July 2009
Robandi69:
Who was your first dealer? How did you find out about this awesomeness?
Mrs.Ficward: You know... I can't remember. I know it was someone on the board [thenest.com Twilight Board] (obviously) but I can't remember specifically. I wish I did so I could thank them. I do know that is was The Untitled Continuation.
Mrs.Ficward: It was probably you!
Robandi69:
Obviously you liked UC, and you moved on to more stories (a fuckton more) what did you read next, do you remember?
Mrs.Ficward: I believe I was still reading AU at the time and went on the Will you be ready when it comes. Then I was rec'd The Office. That was my first AH. Great way to jump into the land of ficporn.
Mrs.Ficward: I was really sad when it was pulled from my favorites because I loved having that listed as my first one.
Mrs.Ficward: I have read it 3 times lol.
Robandi69:
And The Office is a perfect intro to Ficporn aka smut. High Five! Especially after the boxblock we got in BD.
Mrs.Ficward: I blame SM entirely for my love of the ficporn. If it wasn't for her I wouldn't have had to go searching for stories where Edward and Bella getiton
Robandi69: Speaking of smutty smut can you think off the top of your head your favorite lemon in a story?
Mrs.Ficward: Ooooohhhh . For overall story lemons, I am going with Help Wanted. Jaxon22 had me actually sweating at times. As for a specific lemon, I am going with Super bowl Sex in The Submissive/Dominant. Holymotheroffuck that was HOT! OH! I also need to give props to the lemon in The Blessing and the Curse... I was thinking about that for days.
Robandi69:
OMG the Super bowl Lemon, yes, I like to reread that one, and you know my feelings on sub/dom stories! Great choices!
Mrs.Ficward: That was creative!
Robandi69:
Ok this will take some thinking, Can you name you top 5 stories that you just love.
Mrs.Ficward: Oh, this is going to be hard....
Mrs.Ficward: I'm looking at my list lol
Mrs.Ficward: Yes, I have a fucking excel spreadsheet with all my shit categorized. Robandi, you created a monster with that idea, BTW.
Robandi69: ok let's break it down because I know that you have read 457694856794 stories
Robandi69: Fave angst stories
Mrs.Ficward: Favorite Angst - I will go with CW&IA. That story hurt my heart.
Robandi69:
Tattward yum yum
Robandi69:
Fave Fluff
Mrs.Ficward: Fave Fluff - Unexpected! OMG that shit was fucking hilarious. I laugh just thinking about that damn dog and the tattooed fake baby.
Robandi69:
Stonerward yum
Robandi69:
Saddest that makes you cry the most or hardest
Mrs.Ficward: Saddest - The Best Man... I don't need to explain why.
Robandi69:
Stories that you drop everything to read
Mrs.Ficward: I drop most things I am doing when I get updates... but most anticipated would have to be EP. I have woken at 3am just to check it was updated when she tweeted it was being edited.
Robandi69:
and any honorable mentions, and share any IPs as well
Mrs.Ficward: Honorable Mention - I'm going to go with stories that I know people are reading but more need to. Silver Strand Nights by Greeneyed girl OWNS ME! This Bella is absolutely fucking adorable. I just jumped into this AU again called Stolen Singer. It is AMAZING! It's like the way Twilight would have been if Bella got bit. I really love High Anxiety... but I really get fucking heartburn when I read that shit because it has so much angst. I really love those kids though and have to know how shit ends up for them.
Mrs.Ficward: I have more…..
Mrs.Ficward:
The Cannabean Betrothal is so friggin awesome... UGH I just can't even explain. It's really cute and sooooo different from everything out there. Just go and fucking read it.
Mrs.Ficward: Oh and I will end with Bounty by Skeezon. She really is the queen of giving away no fucking CLUE where things are headed, but you know they are going somewhere amazing and you are so along for that ride. She also gets right to the point without dragging out with a bunch of bullshit just to make filler. I love it!
Robandi69:
Look at my passionate FF reader! That's why we're TwinestieFFtextbesties
Mrs.Ficward: LOL we need to patent TwinestieFFtextbesties bahahaha
Robandi69: I'm going to make it my 10th tattoo!.... sike
Robandi69:
yep I said sike
Robandi69:
5 favorite Edwards
Mrs.Ficward: ok.... Edward... how do I choose thee? Funniest Edward would have to be Unexpected Stonerward. Edward I want to fuck goes to Moviestarward from Help Wanted... cause who doesn't want to fuck movie star Edward in his pool in the middle of the night.
Robandi69:
I said choose 5! don't skimp yourself
Mrs.Ficward:
Edward I want to marry is The Best Man He was so hot and cute and sexy and sweet.
Mrs.Ficward: ok... two more
Mrs.Ficward:
Edward I want to slap and hug at the same time would go to How to Save a Lifeward. That kid was all over the fucking place
Mrs.Ficward: #1.... Beautiful Bastard ::sigh:: He was so passionate. [from The Office]
Robandi69:
Bella fave Bellas
Mrs.Ficward: I love Snarkella from MAoBS by Hunterhunting She is sooooo funny.
Mrs.Ficward:
MafiaprincessElla (I *will* make this name stick). I feel like she is my kid. I just want her to have everything she deserves. Her wellbeing is important to me. [EP]
Mrs.Ficward: Although I really shouldn't be rooting for her to get laid if I think of her as my own... that ain't right.
Mrs.Ficward: I loved how strong Coming to Terms Bella was. Edward was such a dickhead in that story but she still came out of it well.
Mrs.Ficward:
ToV Bella... love.
Mrs.Ficward: I will end the Bella's with WA Bella. She's my ff heart.
Robandi69:
awww I love WA Bella she was my first! :o)
Robandi69:
Fav Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rose any other characters that you loved
Mrs.Ficward:
Emmett...
SG&tNG ... handsfuckingdown!
Mrs.Ficward: Same story [SG&tNG] for favorite Jasper as well. I wanted to hang out with him and toke.
Robandi69:
and
bang that Jasper in his wannbe white trash glory…..sorry..::backs out::
Mrs.Ficward: lmao! Yes a romp in the sack with SG&tNG Jasper would be loads of fun.
Mrs.Ficward: Alice... I have to say in most stories she is the same to me. Most consistent, so it's hard to choose. WA Alice stands out to me.
Mrs.Ficward: I love AA5 Rose and Esme.
Mrs.Ficward: The Carlisle in The Bella Swan Diaries was so fucked up that he was AWESOME. I was shocked at everything he did. He was so sleazy it was extremely entertaining.
Robandi69:
Damn I wish I could find that story to read it! {any one have it? hook a sista up}
Mrs.Ficward: TBSD was sooo fucked up! We have to find it for you!
Robandi69: Weirdest place you ever read an update?
Mrs.Ficward: Bathroom stall at work. Closed lid.
Robandi69: What is the latest you stayed up to read a story?
Mrs.Ficward: I stayed up ALL NIGHT reading EP and WA. Like didn't sleep for 48 hours straight through for both of them. I was the best customer at Starbucks those days.
Robandi69:
omg girl, you are a committed FF fan...you need FFA fo sho!
Mrs.Ficward: By the time I got to 4 am I just said fuck it and didn't even try to sleep.
Robandi69:
What makes you pimp a fic out?
Mrs.Ficward: If I am really in love with the characters and story lines. If I am totally wrapped in a story I want other people to read it. If I really hate something I will just add it to my list and never speak of it again, but if I love it I won't shut the fuck up about it.
Robandi69:
And the fact you have someone to talk about fic to is fun!
Mrs.Ficward: I LOVE that I get to talk to other people about fics. It is so fun to speculate and talk about our likes and dislikes. I love that I can just randomly text you with my nonsense and you get it.
Robandi69: Have you ever quit a fic, if so why?
Mrs.Ficward: This is my problem... I hardly EVER quit a fic. I have quit maybe 2. I won't say what they were because that just ain't right, but I know of 2 I just couldn't handle anymore because the writing was terrible. If I think the writing is bad that is saying something. I can barely speak the English language myself.
Robandi69:
and I think my last question would be your favorite authors, who do you get totes excited to see a new story from?
Mrs.Ficward: I have 4... AngstGoddess, Greeneyedgirl17, Itzmegan, and littlesecret. I know they are really popular writers, but there is a reason for that. Their writing is amazing and their stories are so different.
Robandi69: awesome! I need to check out Greeneyedgirl17. I know the other ladies! I trust your recs as long as they're not S/D lol
Mrs.Ficward: ok... I need to be released to read my Counterpoint and Brownstudy updates ;-)
Robandi69: Thanks for your time you should be paid to read FF you'd be rich! LOL
Mrs.Ficward: I wish that were an option! I wonder if you can really be a pre reader in the publishing industry lol!
And that is all for now. This chicken knows her Fan fiction, ever need a rec she is your chick! Might I add with good Fic taste. Boooo yaaa. This is Robandi69 signing out. Peace.
Awwwww, yeah...I got a shout out in the interview! This girl knows her shit.
Love, peace and chicken grease.